I Do Quite Love This Post Actually

anyway go listen to sama' abdulhadi's boiler room set

shit has me bobbing my head back n forth

oh god another ship that i absolutely adore

In the stacks 👀

their ao3 tag is so dryy this is me fueling the writers

Maddie Nolen Headcanons (because she did, in fact, deserve more screen time)

Born and raised in Noxus

An orphan: was abandoned as a baby at the steps of an orphanage

Regularly stole, fought, and lied in order to survive even in the orphanage. Breaking into the kitchens for extra food and framing another kid for it, pickpocketing for coin, planting evidence for revenge- you name it. Maddie learned survival the hard way. Through pretty words and hiding knives behind her back.

But of course she's still a kid, so she gets caught by adults eventually

Instead of punishment, someone takes a shine to her. Decides she'll need a mentor

She gets sponsored to join the imperial academy, where they test children's aptitude and put them wherever they're best suited. Maddie's on track to be a spy within a week

One of her hobbies since childhood was mimicry. She can mock any accent, and is good at mirroring behaviors. This makes her a star student in spy-training.

Her non-region-specific appearance makes her perfect for subterfuge abroad. This and her accent means she blends in with Piltovans. When she graduates with high marks, that's the first long-term mission they send her on.

Vi is actually more her type than Caitlyn is. In fact, she was kind of bummed that she was Caitlyn's rebound instead

Her surname (Nolen) isn't her birth name. It's the surname they give to all orphans (either at the orphanage or at the academy) in her age group that don't have one.

Her favorite perfume scent is lavender.

She has a range of talents besides fighting, because she's meant to be able to adapt to any situation. That includes entertainment (music, conversation, dance, etc) and basics in some STEM fields (basics in mechanics, etc.)

As a result of her training, she's immune to most poisons

Caitlyn from the first season, I will always love you, all the fanfics I write will be in your honor and only for you, my blue-eyed goddess.

But this b!tch right here...

I hate her with all my strength, every time I see this woman I feel like Jinx and want to use her face as a target practice!

I wasn't kidding in my last post about her not being forgiven if she was a straight man, imagine if Jayce and even Ekko hit Mel/Jinx with a gun and then sleep with a subordinate, who for them is nothing more than physical comfort, and suddenly go back to the woman they hit with a gun and have a happy ending with her, they would be more hated than many politicians in real life.

I swear this is my last hate post against Caitlyn from s2, but I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive Christian and Amanda. I hope that in the future Noxus series they don't romanticize violence again, especially since everyone in Noxus is a war criminal lol.

what could have been

Maggie: "so, my girls and i saw you from across the room and-"

something wrong?

You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling ⚔️⚔️⚔️

only princesses allowed at tea party

as much as possible

get some sleep