Headcanon That When The Clone Troopers Were Made Into Stormtroopers After Order 66, They Purposefully

Glitch was supposed to be a throwaway character but now I’m Attached™️ and in the process of making him a whole squad.

Empire-controlled Kamino is a lot stricter than in the Jedi days, no hair cuts, no tattoos, so when he’s busted out he absolutely goes wild. At one point Waxer has to intervene because he’s fried his hair from bleaching and re-dying it too many times (as a medic he should know better but...), so he settles on shaving different patterns into the side.

I'm obsessed with the people wondering how Boba got a dent on a beskar helmet and how that shouldn't even be possible if he was in it, because if he was in it he should be dead, because it really goes to show absolutely NONE of you know SHIT about working with metal. Literally the most logical conclusion is that his armor isn't pure beskar. That's it. The metal was blended with other metals. That's all you gotta know. If it was Jaster's armor first, which the translation of the chain code points to,, odds are even as Mand'alor he never changed his armor from what he wore as a Journeyman Protector. Jaster was working class. He probably couldn't afford pure beskar for his armor. He wasn't a Kryze or a Vizla. He was straight up a working class man. And he represented working class Mandalorians. That's why so many of them rallied to him. Ofc he wasn't going to swap his armor to pure beskar. Why would he? That impure armor, blended with cheap metals, was the symbol of everything he stood for, everything people found hope in.

So, yeah. The crack headcanons are really fun, but Jaster Mereel appreciation pls?

Also, this means Din literally has higher quality armor than Boba fucking Fett.

“Hey Ben who’s that in the picture with you?”

Codywan content for the soul 🤲

if you need more proof of how much of an idiot i am, just know that i stayed up till o-dark-thirty last night making blueprints and cutaway diagrams of the Jedi Temple in microsoft excel

RIP Rex and his posse.

I have become the author that only updates every few months then disappears into the void again... I’m so sorry

Canon, give me the forbidden fun Jedi anecdotes-

I wanted to tag a background clone/clone relationship so folks could avoid the fic if they wanted, and my dumb ass didn’t realize I could put it in the general tags instead of the ship tags. I am Big Dumb™️

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Glitch was supposed to be a throwaway character but now I’m Attached™️ and in the process of making him a whole squad.

Empire-controlled Kamino is a lot stricter than in the Jedi days, no hair cuts, no tattoos, so when he’s busted out he absolutely goes wild. At one point Waxer has to intervene because he’s fried his hair from bleaching and re-dying it too many times (as a medic he should know better but...), so he settles on shaving different patterns into the side.