Wip, Will Post On Sideblog When Finished

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alright everyone, say it with me:

Wake up babe a new tumblr sexyman just dropped.

the queen is dead. 🦀

Splatoon 3 Fan Theory

So in the opening of Splatoon 3, during the customization & tutorial phase, we see the “Eiffel Tower..”

That much is obvious. But I propose a theory. This ISN’T the “Eiffel Tower,” more accurately, it’s not the French one.

Splatoon 3 is located on the same land mass as Splatoon 1, and Splatoon one has been confirmed to have taken place in Japan, specifically Tokyo, given the Turf War hubs resemblance to Tokyo Tower.

This is China. More specifically, it’s Tianducheng, a city in Hangzhou, China . It owns a replica Eiffel Tower, which would put it closer to the Splatoon Main Continent

That’s just my personal pet theory though. Feel free to believe whatever.

Shoutout to the fellow mychem fan in my school who decided to write a sonnet about Gerard Way.

he would do numbers on tumblr

okay i'm gonna say something and you all have to give me a chance. ready?

we need to stop making fun of poor american southerners who distrust the government. it's real easy to call them all conspiracy theorists and dismiss them, but half the time, its built off of a genuine feeling of being abandoned by the infrastructure meant to keep them safe.

in appalachia, a lot of people lost their homes because of coal mining operations. a lot of people worked in those mines, and then when the mines stopped being profitable, they got tossed out with the bathwater. a lot of appalachia is poor, malnourished, and i don't blame them for not trusting rich politicians who dismiss them as stupid and lower class.

if yall actually listened to half the things poor southerners say, you'd realize that a Lot of common leftist complaints are virtually identical to the rural grandma who doesn't hold with electronic money and politicians. it stems from a genuine feeling of abandonment and ostracization by the people who run the country. functionally, someone living paycheck to paycheck in the city in a tiny apartment has infinitely more in common with someone from rural appalachia than a politician. high rent, high taxes, food insecurity, feeling lied to by those in power, a general sense of frustration. it just sounds fancier coming from a city mouth than one with shitty teeth and a southern accent.

tl;dr stop dismissing southern people as stupid. they're absolutely right not to wholeheartedly trust politicians, because they've been fucked over by them time and time again, and honestly, id rather talk to a southern person who openly distrusts their representatives than someone from the city who wholeheartedly believes that Frederick Jamestown OldMoney III genuinely cares what people think and can be convinced to change his ways.

Feminists with no class consciousness are rly like "Poor Marie Antoinette she was a victim of child trafficking, sold as a 14 year old little girl to a 15 year gross old man she had never met, they didn't let her keep anything she brought from one palace while moving to another palace, she was an immigrant struggling in the highest position a woman could take in a foreign country, the rich ladies at court were so mean to her she had no choice but to LARP as a milkmaid in her special cottage in her palace to cope, she was a teenage queen for 20 years when the Revolution broke out, the mean revolutionaries accused her of SA'ing her son, ok it was one guy who I refuse to learn the name of who was immediately booed by everyone else in the court but let's blame it on the revolutionaries as a whole because they were so mean-"