I’m Afraid Phil Is So Frail He Won’t Make It Through Child Birth. Then That Leaves Dan With The Phaby

Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)

and it has gotten me into situations that ruined me !! anyway

dnp's video titles: DAN AND PHIL ARE GETTING MARRIED PHAN COMPILATION DAN AND PHIL SUCK DICK AND BALLS

me crying on the floor sobbing and throwing up: pleaase...,,,,,,,waht gayme are you playing.,,,,...,,???

tit is wild yall

He's the fly on my wall.

Date Night with Dan and Phil is literally the best dnpgames video ever

it's soooo fucking real and basically uncensored, even with the "best buds" bs

(also Dan calling out phil for no homo-ing a dating game 😭)

THEM CALLING EO PARTNERS GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN.

the casual mention of their long ass history together, the ridiculously long list of stupid names they call each other, phil being unable to name even a single moment where Dan has given him the ick 😭

(bro is whippedd)

And, The Pièce de Résistance:

this was literally the peak of comedy, nothing else will ever be as funny as this

I will NEVER shut up about this video

i love it so so so much

This is quite literally the hardest Hard Launch™ ever, i can't believe people are still waiting for something else...

"People shouldn't post about how the contraceptive pill can be prescribed for non-contraceptive reasons because it's sex negative" feels like a take that can only come from people who don't realise just how young some people end up being prescribed the pill

Like, fine, you, person in your twenties, might be comfortable being like "this is the pill I take to fuck without getting pregnant", but I don't think it's sex negative for a thirteen-year-old who has been prescribed it for debilitating period pain to not want to have to hide their medication from their classmates on an overnight school trip because their classmates think that the only reason anyone would take it is that they're sexually active

they're looking at gay people

i can tangibly feel the way i’m going to miss this era. i can see myself looking back on it with such fondness that it’ll make me sick because this is genuinely the most fun i’ve ever had. and i’ll have more fun, of course, but there’s no understanding how much this last year has meant to me. terrible influence tour you will always be famous. i love you phannies

I WAS SOBBING AT HIS WHOLE LAMENT