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A little wip of a body pillow of Donna cuz I can’t find any of her :)
this is my first time drawing in, like, forever and I’m still new to procreate, so it’s far from amazing, but I’m trying my best!! ^^
update: I finished it! I rebloged this post with the finished version :)
Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard
The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)
I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing
to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭
Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard
The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)
I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing
ya know, I feel like we need more metal/hard rock band tees that are, like, cute pastel colors for girlies like me who like to wear cutesy things but also like metal/hard rock. Like, a Korn or Rob Zombie band shirt but it’s pink :)
My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.
mkay so I recently had to pretty much shave my dog violet cuz she got some really bad knots in her fur, and I think she gets self conscious when she gets her fur cut cuz she acts all sad and stuff, so I put a sweater on her to maybe help her feel a bit better and-
We now get photos like this <3
feeling like him lately
no <3
"Does the frog recognize me as an equal?"
You show up to the date and I look at you like this wyd?
if you looked up “inflation simulator” you would get one of two things