Life In My 40's

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daily astrology pictures

Fucking Hilarious!

Sexy dream girl

goood morning y’all, today  I woke up devilish way  😈

Reblog this and follow for this free pic.

DM when is done xoxox

Ladies I am patiently waiting for your submission

Short & sexy

This angle makes me look like Minnie, my long cat.

lightningstorm

[First day as a rookie cop.]

Me: Dispatch, suspect is dancing down Main street, completely nude.

Dispatch: Copy that.

Me: Well I’ll try but I’m not much of a dancer.

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