En Ce Moment Je Suis Triste, Je Sais Pas Pourquoi. J'ai La Flemme De Tout Et Je M'ennuie à Mourir. J'ai

Le sachez-tu : l'acteur qui joue le chef viking était le mari de Joelle Sevilla au moment de la naissance (et de la conception 😬) d'Alexandre Astier.

Kaamelott, Livre III, Le Dialogue de paix II

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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goustan est enterré dans le potager et sert d'engrais

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Four

Later that night:

“the visibility of the flag” by @ricciartrace

based on “the birth of the flag” by henry mosler (1911)

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Oh my !!! 😂😂😂

I love the idea from the bottom of my heart, but I don't see it as possible. For me the transformation is an optimisation of the body as a weapon, more solid, more beautiful and more dangerous. Unfortunately the gender doesn’t fit in those parameters. And transformation only implies reparation as far as we know, we haven't heard about the regrowth of a limb if someone whithout leg for exemple was turned, so I don't think it could change organs. But it would be cool if it was possible 😁

Forgive me for making a Tw*light post, but if a trans person gets bit by a vampire, they definitely turn into the Ultra Hot form of their desired gender rather than their birth one, Stephanie Meyer eat my ass.

@smolvampiregirl asked number 32

If you could live in a fictional world, which one would you pick ?

My favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Star Wars, the Hobbit/LOTR, Game of Thrones, Eragon, Avatar the last airbender, how to train your dragon....

Not Westeros because I would like to live until at least 70 😅

Harry Potter takes Place in our world as Star Wars so if I have not been chosen to be part of it I would still be unable to use the force or magic, so no.

Eragon is a simplified version of Tolkien World even if I love it.

Avatar I would love if I could be a bender, if not... no.

HTTYD, not if I live in a place or a time without dragons.

So... Middle Earth !!! I want to learn sword fighting, use a bow in my everyday life (I have one but haven't use it in years), see elf and dwarves and tolkien architectural wonders !

And you ?

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?