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Who want to write this OS for me, pretty please ?

I always think about what if Bella still didn’t know they were vampires, she was very clueless when she went over his house the first time, and Rosalie crushed the bowl and Bella would be like OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY???? and not stand there like “oh well” LIKE- THATS GLASS

@smolvampiregirl asked number 32

If you could live in a fictional world, which one would you pick ?

My favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Star Wars, the Hobbit/LOTR, Game of Thrones, Eragon, Avatar the last airbender, how to train your dragon....

Not Westeros because I would like to live until at least 70 😅

Harry Potter takes Place in our world as Star Wars so if I have not been chosen to be part of it I would still be unable to use the force or magic, so no.

Eragon is a simplified version of Tolkien World even if I love it.

Avatar I would love if I could be a bender, if not... no.

HTTYD, not if I live in a place or a time without dragons.

So... Middle Earth !!! I want to learn sword fighting, use a bow in my everyday life (I have one but haven't use it in years), see elf and dwarves and tolkien architectural wonders !

And you ?

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

Comment ça decredibilise la scène quand tu te dis qu'il a une jatte sur la tête 🤣

Kaamelott, Livre V, Le Royaume sans tête [requested @nico-mortischild]

Have you other theories ?

How I see vampire physiology :

- Temperature :

It seems stupid to have vampires as cold as ice, because to maintain a frozen temperature, they would need a biological system dedicated to this only goal. And why ? Venom conservation ? If venom if active on human body it needs a human temperature for that so ... no need to be cold.

I think that vampire are cold because they are dead. So like every non-alive item they are as warm as the room they are in. That's why they can hold snow without melting it. But if you put them under a blanket whith someone human or in a hot tub they will have a rise of temperature.

- Skin as hard as stone :

I think their blood circulation is replaced by venom so if tissues are inpregnated by venom they will be slightly modified. So their skin is not hard as stone but it could be indestructible. If venom molecules form a mail/mesh inside the skin, it could still be moved by touch or follow movements but couldn't be pierced or tore apart. And it's that venom's mail that sparkle in the sun .One could pinch Alice's cheeks but wouldn't be able to stab her even whith a sharp knife. Like the sand on the beach, you can push slowly your arm under the sand but if you stab it with your finger you will risk a visit to the hospital.

- Why drinking blood ?

If they have a need to drink it then blood have an utility within their organisms, I think venom replace blood in their blood circulation and that's why their heart doesn’t beat but the other circulatory system still function but slightly differently. Their eyes are still humid to facilitate the movements BUT they don't have tears (it exist only to protect the eyes and theirs aren't as vulnerable as human eyes) inside are still wet too to maintain the possibility of movements (if your organs weren't humid, your abdomen would be impossible to move). Ears and eyes have their liquid replace by venom and that could explain the amelioration of senses.

For that I think blood is necessary to bring essential elements : water for the organism different systems and molecules like hemoglobin, needed to synthetize venom.

- The golden eye color for vegetarian vampire :

Science cannot explain this, Smeyer wanted a physical difference between "good" and "bad" vampires. But it brings a good aesthetic so ... let's keep it 😁

Tell me what do you think !

arthur qui engage des mecs pour construire un nouveau château, à la fin des travaux on leur fait visiter à lui et à guenièvre, et ça finit comme césar et cléopâtre dans astérix et obélix : mission cléopâtre

I missed them so fucking much !

GOD i missed this show

À 200% sûre que ce bébé est un Astier et qu'il adore être sur les genous de son papy ! Dans quelques années il l'emmènera à la pêche 😁

Léodagan qui passe toute la scène de repas avec les Burgondes avec un(e) gamin(e) burgonde dans les bras sans se plaindre une seule seconde c'était le truc le plus adorable de toute l'histoire de Kaamelott, hands down

Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind