My Personal Opinion Of Remus’ Parents:

Is the horse Sleipnir? If it’s him that means that he’s Loki’s son. Loki literally gave birth to a horse with 8 legs in the myths.

If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.

Leave a note of some kind if you like to nom on your fingers/hands/arms

Don’t be silly, Alfred would never let them walk around the manor with shoes on.

Tim Drake hc:

After rescuing Bruce from the timestream, the other Bats eventually notice that Tim is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 without at least one weapon on him at all times. He usually has three (the small knife he built hideaway spots in all his shoes for, the larger knife either on his hip or shelved on his back, and a nonlethal option such as a taser), but he doesn't even sleep without them within reach.

The shoe knife was introduced to his outfits after the Titan Tower Attack. He wanted a hidden way to never be caught off guard again (he wasn't sure his precautions would be well-received by the Bats). The larger knife was added after the desert (Tim's not sure he'd resort to using it, but he lost two friends during a time he had only himself and them to rely on). The nonlethal one was added after Damian cut his line.

He does end up forgiving all the Bats for their transgressions and seeking forgiveness for his faults, but he's never without a weapon. He's learned that even "safe" spaces can suddenly become unsafe. He learned that, when it came down to it, he has only himself to constantly rely on.

If anything it should be the opposite because he was blonder before he started murdering all those kids and got their blood in his hair.

Edit: for clarification I meant that the hair colors should switch, and also that his hair color changed slightly because of the fact that at first it was fluffy, clean and he’d clearly used hair conditioner the last time he’d showered which was probably recently, but it was darker during the murder spree because it was bloody, greasy to the point where I’m pretty sure that it was slicked back with grease instead of hair gel and also just packed with dirt and filth in general.

do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.

The real reason Peter became a Death Eater was actually because Bellatrix has a truly terrific stash and the only way you could get some is when she’d occasionally share a little with the most devoted members after the meetings.

the marauders:

desi james potter

welsh remus lupin

french sirius black

high af peter pettigrew

Jason: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a damn about anybody.

Damian: If you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.

Tim, very tired: …How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

PLZ REBLOG

Regulus’ is so damn funny

Marauders fake tweets, priv accounts

(Minus Evan and Bartys cause theres a limit)

Incase you didn’t know

AO3 IS BACK!!!

james, remus, peter, regulus and sirius playing never have i ever, part 2:

james: never have i ever been caught shagging in a broom closet

peter: *laughs*

sirus, glaring at james: *takes a shot*

remus, flushing: *also takes a shot*

regulus: *cackling*

remus, ready to get pay back: never have i taken someone’s virginity in this room

james: *banging his head on the table*

james: *takes a LONG swig of vodka, straight out the bottle*

sirius: W H A T

remus: *tears streaming down his face, laughing*

regulus: *grabbing the bottle out of james’ hand*

regulus: *attempts to drown himself in the bottle*