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I personally think he’d:

Also be a werewolf.

Be killed by Fenrir Greyback on the same night Remus became a werewolf.

Not a werewolf and died because he accidentally walked in on Remus transforming at some point when they were kids.

Both 1&3, he died during a full moon as a child either because Remus accidentally scratched and killed him or he accidentally scratched himself so hard that he died. But no one knows for sure what happened that night.

Animagus who turns into a wolf or a very small dog.

I think him being named Romulus and dying tragically, especially if Remus accidentally killed him when they were kids, would be an interesting inversion of the Roman myth of the founding of Rome because Romulus is the one who kills Remus in the myth.

I just want to know the general consensus of the hypothetical

This post is amazing

Steve Rogers except the serum made him super duper strong and incredible as always but his body stayed the same size.

That would be Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee) and here’s the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43212999/chapters/108611211

I’m so mad. I had this fic that I absolutely loved. I can’t find it.

So basically it was Tim Drake centric (as per usual) and basically he died when he was five by drowning then just figured out he couldn’t die. There’s a whole thing with Ra’s, Pru has parts of Tim in jars because it’s Tim- it basically ends with The Batfam finding out in horrible fashion because it’s Tim.

Please help?? Was it deleted?? I’m suffering

This might be a bit of a hot take but Pre-serum Steve Rogers is an omega, Post-serum Steve Rogers is an alpha (or sigma) and the Super Soldier Serum is clearly some kind of artificial studding.

Is the horse Sleipnir? If it’s him that means that he’s Loki’s son. Loki literally gave birth to a horse with 8 legs in the myths.

If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.

I just had a actively fight my cat off with two sheets of laminated paper because he was trying to eat my dinner.

He may be an ambush predator but humans are persistence hunters and I am (probably) a human (or something along those lines).

Here’s a video of this:

(Sorry about my phone case constantly getting in the way and the low quality of the footage)

I’m pretty sure my cat only speaks danish so that’s why I did the whole time

My god, this contribution is great! Sorry I didn’t see it earlier.

Here’s some pictures of the two things that inspired my original post:

1. This is Muck, he’s apparently made of 100% recycled plastic and I got him at a castle that had a monster exhibition in the basement:

2. I made Regulus in toca hair salon, it’s supposed to be directly after he left the cave: (This is not an ad)

An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.

Examples of these gifts include:

A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)

One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.

(Feel free to add more if you want to)

They would definitely do this.

I was at Costco yesterday and I walked by a man chanting under his breath to himself very intensely, "I'm not a homewrecker. I'm not a homewrecker. I'M NOT A HOMEWRECKER."

It felt like too unique of an experience for me not to steddify it immediately.

Anyways, Eddie sees Steve and Robin at the grocery store and assumes they're together because they're sharing a cart and bickering over their household groceries like a married couple, but he still finds Steve so attractive.

Steve catches him staring and throws him a flirty wink and a cute little finger wiggle back.

Which causes Eddie to sprint away, verbally reminding himself that he cannot hit on taken men, much to Steve and Robin’s great amusement.

Regulus’ is so damn funny

Marauders fake tweets, priv accounts

(Minus Evan and Bartys cause theres a limit)

Same. My great grandpa literally committed at least 3 war crimes to get the Nazi’s out of Denmark. Like why tf would I ever want to disrespect and disappoint my ancestors like that.

So all in all id die on this hill, not just because I have a functioning brain and a moral compass that vaguely points northish, but also because I (unlike most other basic white bitches apparently) happen to have a healthy fear of the dead/supernatural.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say