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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

"It's like you don't actually want to kill me."

"But I do."

Crappy histmas

Guys I’m so normal about them

Alex: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

Ohio: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Morgan: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch.

Cots

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

hermit may day 4: favourite alt hermit, farmer queen

@hermitadaymay

So for those who are just now joining us:

Grian’s lore: ocean-worshiping-mending-book-obsessed fisherman

Gem’s lore: cursed pirate who performs experiments on her friends

Impulse’s lore: post-apocalyptic cyberpunk city with clear class divide

Skizz’s lore: possible alter poe-poe skizz?? Also torture pyramid

Scar’s lore: world-hopping painter and zookeeper who travels the multiverse in his train

Mumbo’s lore: death isn’t real

Joel’s lore: I love my wife <3

Joe hills with his real hair is now actually just pearl in disguise

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

I told my aunt I would put marinara sauce in her ear canals. This should not be considered strange. Why is my creativity being wasted on the personification of oatmeal that is humanity.