Oh To Be In A Polycule Where We All Split The Cost Of A House Big Enough For All Of Us

I'm surprised my mom didn't block the home number given how often I would call her at work while babysitting when I was 12.

what the..

Never been to highschool, can agree

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

do you ever wonder how old the twins are? how long have they been with the one who waits? do you ever think about how much of that time in the veil narinder spent totally alone, about how much of a stabilizing presence it might have been to have literally else around, after all that time? i think about it a completely normal amount, personally,

High quality life advice.

Manipulate, mansplain, malewives

He's OUR disaster bisexual and we all love him.

Alucard really is the disaster bisexual representation we all needed and deserved.

His polycule broke up (died of old age) so he took a depression nap (entombed himself for a 300 year slumber), bleached his hair (lost all his color from said slumber), and switched up his style (put his tits away in a frilly shirt).

He really is one of us.

Haha splash

devourer of falling stars

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