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Peter is for Remus what James is for Sirius thats all i have to say

Dude ever since I saw one of the tags for a reblog of one of my posts I legit can't stop thinking about femboy Barty, that man in a skirt and one of Evan 'with a quidditch player build' Rossier's jumpers on that covers most of the skirt.

Like I may be a lesbian but I am on my knees and screaming thank you very much. 🙇🙇

I have this huge AU that will probably never be written, and it's also my brain being wack.

This is the sort of shit that Rosekiller would pull

HC where Barty went to school the year after Evan and Regulas and was sorted into Ravenclaw, but just didn't accept these things.

After the sorting, Barty has found his way into the Slytherin dorms with all his stuff and boots a muggle born first year Slytherin with all Barty's robes and demands he lives as a Ravenclaw as he proceeds to steel the muggleborn's robes, saying something about how the robes are charmed so they can't be transfigured into different colours and how the first year wont survive a day as a muggle born in Slytherin. Barty then proceeds to ignore the first year dorms and makes his way to the second year dorms, scaring the everloving shit out of Regulas and Evan who were both almost asleep. Barty then transfigures one of Regulas' books into a bed and makes himself at home. The next few minutes, Regulas swears to this day are the most confusing minutes of his life but ultimately found himself not to bothered by this first years presence and went back to sleep.

The next day, though, was an absolute nightmare. Barty ended up in a meeting with Ravenclaw head of house and had the most impressive screaming match in Hogwarts history. The head of house in the end didn't want him after Barty threatened to remove their tongue the muggle way if they called him Mr Crouch instead of Barty one more time. Barty sat the first year exams that afternoon got straight A's all round and started his second year the next day, with a slightly impressed Regulas on one side and an absolute in awe at the amount of chaos created Evan on the other side.

Breakfast that morning was the first genuine smile Barty produced since he was 5. Besides, he couldn't piss his father off enough from in Ravenclaw.

Meeting Barty an actual real life virgin whore (because they all bail out on him once they realise his personality isn't a facade). Who is so desperate for Evan to fuck him when they meet and get talking, that Evan's brain sort of short circuits and he can't find himself the strength to pull the act, because Barty is sorta everything he's ever wanted in a man. Desperate, needy, and a little bit unhinged. Someone he can provide for. Someone he won't tire of.

He asks if Barty will never leave him, after he's made Barty's legs turn to jelly, because it's become routine at this point. The pathetic little whimpered out, please, into Evan’s neck, had him immediately ready for another round.

somewhere out there there's an extremely rich and snobbish evan who pretends to be a dumb drama queen.

every weekend he sleeps with a different guy, and he pretends to be a virgin with all of them. and after they have sex, he makes the most innocent face ever and says something like: "you took my virginity, now you'll never leave me, right?". except all those guys are in a relationship and/or are hiding their homosexuality, and so they disappear TERRIFIED. then evan (and that was his goal all along) wrecks their car or vandalizes their house. and he does this every weekend.

until he meets barty.

To make up for the angst that @read-reblog-repeat just posted that broke my heart, here is some smut that will be in the 10 bllu children book because the first chapter isn't finished but I really want to give you guys a peek.

Warning smut from here on out with trans Remus (Don't want or like, don't read simple)

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Moans full of pleasure filled the bedroom, getting higher in pitch and volume as Regulus reached down to rub Remus’ clit, continuing to thrust inside him as deep as he could go, his grip on Remus’ thighs the only reason he wasn't sliding up the bed.

Regulus couldn’t stop from groaning as Remus scratched his nails down his back, creating gorgeous pleasure pain to course through his body. Regulus bit and sucked at all the skin he could reach, paying extra attention to the spots that made Remus most vocal. He soon found himself getting closer and closer to his orgasm, groaning through harsh breaths he forced himself to pull out, so he wouldn’t cum inside. Immediately scooting down the bed, wrapping an arm around his thigh, to keep Remus in place, and starting to lick and suck at Remus’ clit, before he could whine about no stimulation, every now and then pushing his tongue inside, as he jacked himself off with his other hand.

Remus was crying with pleasure, his werewolf senses making everything all the more sensitive. He suddenly felt Regulus tense and felt more than heard the loud moan he let out as he found himself climaxing. Unintentionally edging Remus as he stopped to catch his bearings, leaving Remus to cry in frustration because of how close he had been. Regulus was quick to shush him by using his now free hand to enter two fingers, instantly finding and rubbing at his g spot. Remus was so close, so impossibly close, with Regulus sucking, licking and fingering him, but just as he was about to cum, he stopped all his movements again.

Remus was about to yell at Regulus that he wasn't in the mood for edging kind of sex today, when his ears and mind started to cooperate. The sound of tapping at the window drowned out their heavy panting. Remus looked over at the window and saw an owl, looking a little frazzled, holding a letter in its beak. ‘I swear to Merlin if you get up to get that letter and don't get me off right now. I will slap you.’ Remus gritted out, hating how desperate he was feeling, when the moment had clearly been ruined. ‘What if it’s important?’ Regulus questioned as he rubbed his hands up and down Remus’ thighs. ‘Since when has anyone, ever, sent us anything important?’ Remus panted, squirming as Regulus’ hands got extremely close to where he wanted them.

Ok, I'm writing the 10 Bllu children, and I need names and as many plot points and sub plot points and personality traits as you can gather. They don't even have to be for the kids can be how the characters will react.

The story is going through all the pregnancies

Baby 1#: Sirius look alike

Baby 2#: James look alike

Baby 3#: Peter look alike

Baby 4#: Barty look alike

Baby 5# & 6#: Lily look alikes

Baby 7#,8#,9# & 10#: Remus look alikes

Also, characters that will be appearing are Remus, Regulus, Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Barty, Evan, and Pandora with Minerva and Poppy.

Please leave them attached to this so I can find them or tag #the 10 bllu children

Southern Hemisphere witch 2025 dates:

January

💫 01 - Quadrantids Meteor Showers

🌕 14 - Full Buck Moon (Cancer)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aquarius)

February

🌾 01 - Lughnasadh/Lammas (traditional)

🌕 12 - Full Sturgeon Moon (Leo)

🌑 28 - New Moon (Pisces)

March

🌕 14 - Full Corn Moon (Virgo)

🍁 20-21 - Mabon / Autumn Equinox (traditional)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aries)

April

✨01 - Mercury Retrograde starts

🌕 13 - Full Hunter's Moon (Libra)

💫 16 - Lyrids Meteor Showers

💫 19 - Eta Aquariids Meteor Showers

✨25 - Mercury Retrograde ends

🌑 28 - New Moon (Taurus)

May

🎃 01 - Samhain (traditional)

🌕 13 - Full Beaver Moon (Scorpio)

🌑 27 - New Moon (Gemini)

June

🌕 11 - Full Cold Moon (Sagittarius)

❄️ 21 - Yule / Winter Solstice (traditional)

🌑 25 - New Moon (Cancer)

July

🌕 11 - Full Wolf Moon (Capricorn)

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde starts

🌑 25 - New Moon (Leo)

August

🕯️ 01 - Imbolc (traditional)

🌕 09 - Full Snow Moon (Aquarius)

💫 17 - Perseids Meteor Showers

🌑 23 - New Moon (Virgo)

✨ 24 - Mercury Retrograde starts

September

✨ 15 - Mercury Retrograde ends

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde ends

🌕 08 - Super Full Worm Moon (Pisces)

🌸 21-22 - Ostara/Vernal/Spring Equinox (traditional)

🌑 22 - New Moon (Libra)

October

💫 02 - Orionids Meteor Showers

🌕 07 - Super Full Pink Moon (Aries)

🌑 21 - New Moon (Scorpio)

🔥 31 - Beltane (traditional)

November

🌕 05 - Full Flower Moon (Taurus)

💫 06 - Leonids Meteor Showers

🌑 20 - New Moon (Sagittarius)

December

✨ 01 - Mars Retrograde starts

💫 04 - Geminids Meteor Showers

🌕 05 - Full Strawberry Moon (Gemini)

🌑 20 - New Moon (Capricorn)

✨20 - Mars Retrograde ends

☀️ 21 - Litha / Summer Solstice (traditional)

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Evan also gives barty piggy back rides in public places and it's scary bc they're both so fucking tall