Big Shout Out To Alucard For Not Going Down The Classic Vampire Route Of Only Having One Love Of His

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?

Fuck with me you wish you had my cups

Indians and Chinese people make up such a huge chunk of the planet and yet people in the west think it’s a radical idea to conceptualize them as human

One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

let's say hypothetically your loved one developed a serious illness and you lived in absolute poverty, there are no jobs around that could feasibly pay for their treatments, then somebody rolls into town and offered you a single payment of all the money you'd need to save their life in exchange for supplying a tiger to them. Would you do it?

or perhaps all of this is happening to your friend or relative while you're out patrolling the forest armed, knowing all of this beforehand would you shoot them dead to save a tiger, leaving their family even more destitute?

what if all this were happening to you but instead, some people roll into to town offering a steady paycheck that could treat your loved one and the job is to find and remove traps, help organize community education seminars, or set you up with the trade you've always been eyeing and covering startup costs for the business you and your friends constantly fantasize about running, leaving all of you sustainably self employed. Which offer would you rather take if both were equally available to you?

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.