Do Not Raise A Word Against Those Crusty Little White Dogs In My Presence. 1. They Are Some Of The Only

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound

remember when you used to look stuff up and the first result was always wikipedia :(

*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

Welcome to my art exhibit I took the extraordinarily dangerous and brave journey to follow a white photographer whose entire career is taking creepshots of random women in India, and then I took creepshots of him taking creepshots. You’ll notice in this one he’s hiding behind a tree like a little goblin so nobody notices. This is an interactive art piece btw I trapped him in a cage and at the end you all get to take a picture of him as a souvenir

i feel so left out. like everyone around me knows how to be a human and i don’t.

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development