5-25% Off Is A Discount, 30-50% Off Is A Deal, And 60-90% Off Is Clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK Of Being

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

The National Parks Service have purged trans people from the website on the Stonewall National Monument

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.