Leman: Posts A Super Low-quality Image To The Group Chat

Leman: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Konrad: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Leman: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Guilliman: Actually I did the math, Konrad would have $225, not $0.15.

Vulkan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Leman: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Vulkan: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Leman: :(

Guilliman: I just realized Konrad would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Leman: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Guilliman: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Alpharius: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Guilliman: Apply juice to what.

Alpharius: Directly to the forehead.

Horus: Great chat everyone.

SCP-10111991:

SCP: 10111991 Containment Class: Safe Disruption Class: Vlam Risk Class: Caution Clearance Level: 2 (Restricted) Threat Level: Green

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-10111991-1 is kept in a standard humanoid containment cell, and is to be taken care of by the Site child psychologist.

Any civilian individual that comes within one mile of SCP-10111991-2 is to be escorted off of the premises, and told that the area is privately owned property. All foundation personnel on site should be given false identities of hired security of the area or forest rangers.

All interactions with civilians or on the rare chance there is any anomalous activity within the area, all reports should be directed to Doctor T███ F██.

Description: SCP-10111991-1 is a biologically human child believed to be around ██ years old. emerged from a cave leading to the inside of SCP-10111991-2 on █/██/201█. SCP-10111991-1 has rarely spoken once since its capture. SCP-10111991-1 has thaumaturgically high durability, and an ability to damage any biological creature much more than the average human child, no matter what weapon SCP-10111991-1 is using to harm any biological life. SCP-10111991-2 is a cavern located under a mountain located near Manchester, New Hampshire. On the western side of the mountain is a shallow cave with some variety of Thaumaturgical shield with the effect of not allowing any sentient life to pass through it. SCP-10111991-2 is believed to have multiple different biomes within. The Biomes within consist of (but are not limited to) a Snowy Forest, a Volcanic Region, a Flooded area, a Desert, and several areas that have developed buildings and technology. There are signs that there were or are a race of sentient beings living within SCP-10111991-2.SCP-10111991-3 is an unknown substance scattered throughout a large section of the underground area of SCP-10111991-2. SCP-10111991-3 is believed to possibly be the remains of deceased SCP-10111991-4 instances. SCP-10111991-4 are a species of thaumaturgically composed sentient life, believed to exist or have previously existed within SCP-10111991-2. It is theorized that some may still be alive, and it may be possible to contact SCP-10111991-4.