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Things I’ve Learned Off of Pinterest

I’m a dumb shit and English hard as F U C K

Whom refers to an object while who refers to a person. If in doubt, use who (However who can also replace whom entirely even if it’s an object.)

When plotting a book or story, jot everything down that you want to happen. It can be in specific order or not. Then just V R O O M

Blond is a man with blond hair.

Blonde is a woman with blonde hair.

Brunet can be used for both man and woman with brown hair.

Brunette refers to a woman with brown hair.

Fiancé is referring to a man engaged to someone

Fianceé is referring to a woman engaged to someone

Already knew this but I feel like some people need to know this: There must be a paragraph break everytime a new character speaks. Also, if the Time, Place, Topic, or Person changes, add in a new paragraph. Basically, think of it as a movie. Everytime the cmaera angle changes, do a paragraph break.

If you don’t know what to write during a scene, need to research, or others, write in a word that’ll you’ll probably never use. I personally use Gobbledygook or tittynope

IT’S PIQUED MY INTEREST THANKS FOR NOTHING ELA

IT’S NOT PHASED ITS FAZED

IF IT HAS BEEN A LONG DAY, IT’S WEARY. IF SOMEONE ACTS SUS AS SHIT IT’S WARY.

Also appearantly it’s per se not per say whoops😃

That is all thank you for coming to my Theodore Conversation

Jokes on you, I got an ad before I got rickrolled

Tumblr users find a secret message from Guy Fieri

Tumblr users found a hidden message from Guy Fieri, detailing his relations with Doctor Phil. Now, they think they’re hiding an even bigger secret…

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GO OFFFF

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

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hey hey hey just a slight psa about this ad

TW BELOW FOR ANIMAL HARM MENTION

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in the replies/star reviews, among the images of various purchases from other customers, and a phone number of some sort, there is a image of a deer, bloodied, and missing it's back half. this is more than triggering to anyone who loves their animals, and unfortunately I cannot tell if the Image is real or fake, but it is there. it is not censored. there is heavy amounts of blood. please keep this in mind before you go scrolling through the reviews and are sensitive to animal harm.

Okay so I decided to draw my three Creepypasta OC's. They're all called Blankface (Top is Blankface #1 or Rowdy. Middle is Blankface #2 or Daichi. Bottom is Blankface #3 or Alessandro.)

Some Stock Photo Sign Reminders To The RPC From Your Friendly Neighborhood Psychotic Because As Much As I Love Halloween I Am Actively Scared Of This Shit!!

happy goddamn halloween (some of these have captions)

These Roses are known as Rainbow Roses and you can't tell me I'm not gonna have a them everywhere when I get married.

Imagine it

You’re in the girls lockerroom.

There are toilets in there.

A girl walks out of the stall saying “The toilet won’t flush coach.”

The coach walks out of her office.

She checks it out.

“The toilet’s won’t flush guys, don’t use them.” The coach shouts.

You turn to your friend after hearing this.

You get close to his ear.

You whisper, “Imagine taking the fattest fucking shit in those toilets then all the sudden the toilet just doesn’t flush.”

Based on true events.

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.