"do You Have Mommy Milkers?"

"Who jerks off at the gym? Couldn't be me?" -8/23

"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9

"I can suck on you but I can't unswallow"-10/12

"The incest filters through the classroom"-10/25

"No one knows Uranus better than you do" - 8/21

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14

"I was on my knees as she did that man." -8/23

"You should wear little booty shorts to your cross country meet," -10/9

"Sarah was my first sugar mommy, Sarah's my sugar mommy and I love her." - 9/15