"one Big Family!"

"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13

"Nate, how do you feel about the fact that a cripple gets more play than you? He can't feel anything and get's more bitches than you!" - 1/16

"Not on, not two, not three, not four, but a whole hand {up his ass}" - 9/6

"Did you know Steven Hawking was on Epstien's Island?"

"Of course I know, I was there, I saw him. I also enjoy naked midgets trying to solve math problems on tall chalkboards" -1/9

"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9

"ive made at least 6 people piss in there!" -9/11

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23