*literally Choking With Want* Nah Man It's Fine DW About It

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

I wish people would understand that not everything is for everyone to get. you will be left out of some conversations, a lot of art will not apply to you, you will not like things that people you like enjoy, and just because you cannot add to the topic of discussion or relate does not mean that it is not valued or worthwhile. the internet has coddled people to such a concerning extent that everyone feels like they need to vocally disagree with something just because they don’t get it. Knowing something, and genuinely getting it are not the same. NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOUUUUU

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

A good puppy always does his stretches 🐶🫶

(he/him)

"what's your plan for the future ?"

"what's your five year plan ?"

bro i just want to have hot kinky t4t sex that i think about for weeks after

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

Okay but me and who

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable