To Be Perfectly Honest. I Don't Care If It Is Cheesy Or Cliched Or Idealistic. I Like Stories Where The

spring finally spranged, happy pick your stick season 🐺🐏

tip the dog

💕 Pros of Puppy 💕

+ Hypoallergenic

+ Easily trained

+ Soft and Cuddly

+ Loyal and attentive

+ Can perform tricks

💔 Cons of Puppy 💔

- Mental Illness

I Want You To Quiet Down by Patrica Grullon

2011, acrylic and ink on wood

This got taken down for violation, even though it’s a perfect example of what is supposedly allowed. So I’ll put it back up for the three minutes it’ll be allowed up. 😴

A good puppy always does his stretches 🐶🫶

(he/him)

heres a comp of all the kissing I caught at tboy wrestling 😗

Boys are for throwing around and manhandling. It's just roughhousing after all.

Dog boy tops dog boy tops dog boy tops

*slams fists on the table*

DOG. BOY. TOPS.

Doxxing the judge's daughter with tax info you stole?

Republicas are Russians. This is Putin scumbag intimidation. Unelected Musk is a terrorist.

Feeding a puppyboy edibles as doggie treats. Making him strip before company comes over ("silly pup, dogs don't wear clothes indoors"). Plugging him with a tail plug and when he starts talking, gagging him.

Putting his leash on before a guest arrives. As he strains against it and whines, apologizing. "Sorry about him, he's in heat." Letting him nuzzle his head into their crotch and paw at their legs.

Be good puppy. Otherwise you'll have to go in your crate and watch while we jerk eachother off, helpless to do anything about it but whine and cry. Be good puppy, and you can help out. You can even clean us up after.