Illustrations By Daisuke Takakura, Sabu Magazine, September 1990 Issue.

we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

So one of my kiddos is visiting for the weekend and we did a call ahead of time just to check in because it's our first time meeting in person. When we called he started asking me stuff like what kind of wound care materials I have, how I choke people, where is safe for me to hit. He apologized a few times for asking so many questions when he knew I was experienced and I told him something I think more young/inexperienced subs need to hear:

VET. YOUR. DOMS.

If you're playing irl don't be afraid to ask questions and quiz a dom on kink safety. Confirm that they both have the knowledge and know how to act on it. The RA in RACK is there for a reason. You and your dom both need to be aware of the risks inherent even in 'common' or 'low risk' kink activity. If you try to ask a dom questions or vet them and they respond with irritation or anger that should be a red flag. Never be afraid to protect yourself.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

god the fags you put on earth to fuck nasty are barely getting by

Get yourself a boy who loses all control and cums inside moaning like a bitch as soon as you squeeze his pretty face and say "who's my good boy??" in that tiny dog owner voice

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

rb if you want to lovingly kiss other trans people on the lips and fuck silly after

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up