How About A Creature

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE?!?!?!?!??!!

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got a brockton pack and it was just leets. why are there are 30 versions the same guy. AND WHY DID I GET ALL OF THEM

this is the level of incomprehensible i want. what does this mean

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

got the new Brockton booster pack and the text on the Skitter card is so small i genuinely need to use a magnifying glass. i’m sure someone can make a deck centered around this card that can win turn 3 95% of the time but that person is not me.

scared? cool.

the slug

yes

no

the slug

Fae? Brian could embody the polite and respectful rules-oriented part, with Aisha being more of a trickster.

I have a high-fantasy Worm AU floating in my cranium (about which I reblogged about some time ago). I probably won't actually write it, but it still doesn't give me peace for one specific reason: I have not an idea what to do with Laborns.

Well, I do have an idea, which is to interpret them as some sort of tieflings, demon theme and all. But it ain't a good one, because:

It's vaguely racist

It's too basic for me

I incidentally have already an Undersider who is linked to Hell

I need ideas.

Soon they're going to make it illegal to sing a haunting siren song that drives people to the brink of madness 🙄 because of woke

can’t believe that people still hate wet tinker decks just because of the Nilbog meta. (bonesaw being broken rn doesn’t help either) like i know those were really annoying but get over it. people don’t hate regular tinker decks because of the “machine army” meta. i can barely run Blasto without getting people mad at me

when you can’t use a Geiger counter properly because The Creature makes it transmit accursed messages in morse code :/