Gaynyon

the magnus archives sure is a podcast huh

Look at them, mutually pining and worrying about each other...

All of this would be amazing if I ALSO WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT THEM-

"I do! It's me! I'm listening! And a hefty bunch of other people around the world-"

Dragon: If it's so important that Sabo have a guardian, can't you take care of him? I'm not good with kids and I don't have time to worry about a ten year old with memory loss.

Kuma, preparing to fuck off to join the Warlords and force Dragon into becoming a father whether he wants to or not:

I dunno, I just wanted to compile them

Me, walking to school:

My headphones: **Red Signal by The Mechanisms**

Me, still walking, unfazed: Oh well, why not? It's 7:33 in the morning, a good time for an Eldritch Invocation. :D

Jonathan Sims, you skeptical little archivist, I love you so much but stop discrediting every statement you come across.

Local dumbass just started Season 5: "The birthday scene wrecked me."

give me an AU where the gang accidentally purges Jonah in season 2, and then they have to spend the rest of the series trying to convince the other avatars that Very Confused, Mild-Mannered Himbo OG Elias is still housing the Eye’s most powerful servant.

smarter enemies like Jude and Annabelle are getting Suspicious and keep trying to visit the Institute to check. Elias remembers exactly 0 things about Jonah or being possessed and is no help at all. Jon keeps trying to make him study old letters while Tim and Martin have decided to just accompany Elias to all Jonah’s supernatural meetings and Weekend-at-Bernies their way through.

it’s a sitcom now:

Elias still thinks he’s mid-20′s and looks up to Jon as a nerdy big brother type.

there’s a running gag where Rosie can resolve any situation no matter how occult, dire, or how little she understands it.

whenever an avatar is Fooled by OG Elias they walk away saying “Jonah seemed a little different but I can’t put my finger on it” before being realizing something like “oh wait, he was wearing argyle! he hardly ever wears argyle!” and not questioning it any further.

jonmartin have nearly kissed like five times but they’re both still convinced they’re unrequited

I regret ✨nothing✨