Apparently Human Blood Has About The Same Amount Of Protein As The Average Protein Shake. You Just Met

i think my name got a new meaning when i first heard you say it in that voice of yours. it made me want you to repeat it again and again until i become a part of you

I have exciting information for you! Bird bones are not entirely hollow, rather they are filled with large air pockets. I find the result both delightful and terrifically unsettling!

You have just learned your fate and you are pissed. Not because you are doomed to fail, your fate is to die peacefully of old age after living a fulfilled life, but because you are fundamentally opposed to the idea of fate and now you are determined to prove it wrong, just on principle.

Your mother promised her firstborn to a demon. Your father promised his to a fae. And while you still live with your parents, you have some very unusual aunts/uncles.

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

"Don't Deny my Claim"

Sign spotted in Chattanooga, TN

UHHH