Stab A Politician Day!!!!

THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

my ask game of silly questions

♥️ - small crush on you

🦞 - i have a squish on you!

🧡 - let's fuck asap (not creepy)

💛 - you're so pretty!!

💚 - i want to be your best friend!!

💙 - let's fuck asap (creepy)

💜 - dude i am drooling over you (add a /p or /romantic tone indicator, your choice of which!)

🩷 - cutie patootie alert!!

more questions and stuff under the cut (long post)

✏️ if you could change your name, what would you change it to?

📝 what name do you think suits me?

☀️ if you could be the god of something, what would you be the god of?

🖋️ what is the first tattoo you'll get after you turn 18?

🎵 what song from a musical do you feel represents you?

🦴 name one bone in the human body

🪐 what's a character you feel is literally you in another universe?

💄 if you did drag, what would be your theme and drag name?

⭐ name the first word of wait for it from hamilton. go.

📚 what was your favourite book as a child?

🔬 what's your favourite scientific name?

🌵 what's your favourite plant?

☕ if you could put something on a mug what would it be?

💉 what was your worst intrusive thought ever?

🐭 what's your favourite song from a disney movie?

👽 if you could design an alien what would it look like?

🧮 what's your favourite number?

🫠 did you have a dream smp phase? if so, who was your favourite character?

🪑 would you rather sit on a chair, a beanbag, or the floor?

🏝️ name an island of hawaii.

🦷 who's your favourite character from mouthwashing?

🌿 favourite vine or audio meme?

🤣 favourite laugh?

🖥️ ever written a fanfic? if so, what about?

💖 what's your love language?

🎶 a song that makes you think of me?

😈 dare me anything!

❓ question of my choice!

🪞 if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

💘 have you ever written love poems?

🎤 celebrity crush?

⁉️ what's something i definitely don't know about you?

🧟 if we were in a zombie apocalypse and i turned into a zombie, would you kill me?

📐 ever been in a love triangle?

📸 guess what i look like (the asker guesses what i look like)

🎙️ post a voice note please :]

🤝 the asker tells me what their first impression of me was

🍗 list off your disorders like you're ordering from a menu.

🌪️ what natural element do you feel most connected to?

💤 what's the longest you've ever fallen asleep?

🖊️ drop a random piece of lore

📺 pitch your trauma like you'd pitch a tv show or book synopsis.

🌈 when did you come out?

📱 what was your first phone and when did you get it?

🔮 what's your life path number?

✈️ ever been on a plane? if so, where to?

🥫 is cringe culture dead?

📜 have you ever been part of a religion? if so, which one(s)?

📻 most vintage thing you own?

💭 first memory?

👾 ever experienced sleep paralysis?

🐈 ever been into something considered 'cringe'?

🫂 favourite comfort media

🧸 how frequently do you age regress, if at all?

🗺️ do you feel connected to your ancestors?

👻 have you ever seen or heard a ghost?

💥 what was your worst panic attack or flashback?

👁️ are you paranoid?

🏫 what was your first day at school like this year?

🗡️ weirdest scar you have?

🔥 a person you wish was burning in hell?

👀 what's an odd little behaviour you exhibit?

👊🏻 what's the most angry you've ever been and what did you do about it?

🪙 favourite greek or roman god/goddess?

🌍 where do your ancestors come from?

👥 drop some lore about an alter in your system!

‼️ worst fear?

if you could have one animalistic feature, what would it be?

🐺 if you could shapeshift into only one animal or object, what would it be?

🚬 have you ever smoked before? if so, would you do it again?

🐇 what's an 'abnormal' trigger you have?

💊 weirdest hallucination you've had?

🧠 worst hallucination you've had?

🦴 ever broken a bone?

💪🏻 does anyone in your system have an atypical role?

💬 what's a silly quote from someone in your system?

🌎 who has the strongest accent?

🦊 does your system have any positive triggers (not required to answer)

🐨 how young is the youngest member of your system?

🏚️ how old is the oldest member of your system?

🔊 who has the most distinct voice in your system externally and/or internally?

🍄 what does your headspace look like? if you have one ofc

🏰 what does your innerworld look like?

❤️‍🔥 most attractive alter you have, in your opinion?

🏋🏻 how did you discover you were a system?

📖 how many fictives do you have?

& do you regularly update pluralkit or simply plural, if you have either?

😴 have you ever switched while sleeping?

🌄 have you ever discovered an alter via a dream?

💢 do you have any problematic headmates?

✝️ does anyone in your system have conflicting religions? if so, what are they?

🎧 do you find any songs very relatable to your experience of being a system?

🔫 weirdest trigger to switching you've ever experienced?

🗣️ do you experience flashbacks?

🔪 do you have any 'mean' alters?

🗯️ is there anyone in your system who speaks a completely different language?

😶 is there anyone in your system who can't speak at all?

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

Onya Lore Doc!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ioazKuDoMQBQenQUOXapBJTsN3XYHjppT7h-0Abde8Q/edit?usp=drivesdk

She is clinically insane(love her)

oh God I'm a gay angel