Dream Smp Tommy’s Father

if you have multiple hcs, go with your fave or the one you have the most reasoning for

i'll go first with the objectively correct order: pearl oldest because Vibes, jimmy as the middle child because he's the punching bag (canary), grian as the youngest because of his chaotic gremlin energy

rb with your reasoning (read: propaganda) in the tags!

for some reason my Brain has become obsessed with night at the museum.

specifically these two

So uh today I learned that Night at the Museum has a fandom and a lot of it is people shipping Jebidiah and Octavius and I love that for them

(For those who forgot they’re the miniature cowboy and the miniature Roman soldier)

what kind of beautiful is the person you rbed this from?

Just found out that bbh used to be called saints of games 

and now he’s a demon 

Fallen angel bbh my beloved !

People always draw the characters as different hybrids but what is someone drew them with all the different hybrid trait they are usually drawn with separately but put together like a chimaera like I would like to see designs of tubbo with goat horns bee wings and tough patches of shulker shell like an armadillo or Tommy with raccoon ears and raccoon tail and moth wings and chicken feathers in his hair

My Headcanons for watcher lore

So there are watchers listeners and speakers and the three have the same power level so the watchers are not stronger than the others they have the same abilities the difference is how they respond and how they apply their power 

Watchers abuse their powers for selfish purposes they will not restrain themselves and because they don’t feel the need to care about consequences they show their ludicrous strength more freely and do to that are seen as more powerful by everyone that knows about them 

Listeners try to do something to stop the games and free the players that is what they use their powers for but they tread carefully they will be hesitant to do something to drastic they wait and listen for the right moment to act unlike the other two they put effort into being Subtle 

Speakers are what happens when a listener gets to invested and it becomes personal they lose patience and they get desperate they can’t hold their tongues anymore so instead of listening to reason they get reckless 

The watchers are apathetic and selfish only caring about their own entertainment and survival not giving a thought to the players wellbeing unless it messes with them

The listeners are realist and sympathetic when they saw the suffering they wanted to help but they don’t let it get to personal they help because it’s the right thing to do 

The speakers are emotional and empathetic they are listeners that grew attached to the players they feel responsible for and when the players they love are hurt one to many times they lash out throwing caution out the window which is why there’s so few 

They aren’t different creatures they are the same just at different stages of processing the fact that they are no longer human and have god like power 

Power corrupts and combined with peer pressure from already existing watchers it’s no wonder the watchers have larger numbers 

The color changes based on their temperament 

The watchers are purple 

The listeners are green 

The speakers are orange 

There’s not an immediate chance in color it works like a mood ring 

Take Grian he is more watcher than listener and speaker but because he has attachments and empathy and only keeps his watcher title because he uses his powers for entertaining pranks his color is magenta just leaning a tad bit more purple though he is steadily been moving towards red (his two colors that he is associated with are red and purple) 

I propose a new curse idea in empires called the curse of the mesa any empire that is located in that biome will have an emperor that is doomed to go insane and is associated with themes of delusions and denial there death will be the same as the ones before them they will die of heart break

The aU started as me having fun by typing out the most basic god types and giving them to the emperors I thought they fit best with (I tried to do at least two domains each)

So that was the jumping off point but the domains changed and some that I wrote down didn’t get used an example of that is how I wrote down luck but never matched it to anyone

In the beginning I used only the most well known Greek gods but also I added the trickster god type based on Loki

For some i added some more niche stuff like fwhip I matched him with fire but I couldn’t decide on a second among the Olympians So I took revenge from nemesis a lesser known Greek goddess

For Katherine i couldn’t see her with any of them and didn’t want to shoehorn her into a role that didn’t fit or give her a domain that made more sense for one of the other emperors to have so I went to tv tropes and looked at the stock gods page where I found god of order

For jimmy death was the obvious choice but i originally added childbirth birth as well because of my rule of giving at least two per emperor but I found it more interesting for there to be one god with only one domain

Joey was wealth and war I kept wealth but have drifted away from war so there is not really a war god in the god au I mean war can result from almost all of there domains but there is no god of war

I based shubble on pan and the mother goddess types that create life but I would like to be clear shubble doesn’t have the mother symbolism nor is she the one that created life

Honestly I didn’t remember false until after I had divided the domains throughout the emperors and was already satisfied with so I took what I knew about her character and didn’t base her on a specific god

Then I got more individualized like how gem was originally a god of knowledge I made it more specific so now it’s teaching and religion

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

this is magnificent

How I think I’m a squid kid would fit into dream Smp lore if he was white listed

I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno 

On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature