In GOTG1 the very first thing we learn about Peter is that he’s been fighting other boys because they killed a frog. It’s the very first thing.
I’m not surprised how quickly he turned to ‘kill everyone’ after learning what they did to Rocket.
the 2010 japanese grand prix podium, for @sebvvettel 💚
they heh'ed into my heart
[Continuing Quinn (@f1cked)'s legacy, Day 1 (i miss u come back pls)]
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my favorite genre of kimi
🌶 🌹 — fluff
》 SEBASTIAN VETTEL
LOOK WHAT I DO TO YOU (🌶)
NO ONE BUT ME (🌶)
THINK IT'D TAKE (🌶)
WALKING C*CK BLOCK
SEBASTIAN'S TRUMP CARD
NEEDS AND WANTS
SEB JR'S
FIRST SLIP UP
◇ SEB JUNIOR'S AKA LOVE CHILDS (wink)
GIFTS AND BRIBES
NOT YOURS BUT MINE
VETTEL OR LECLERC
》 JENSON BUTTON
PREGNACY SCARE
NOT VERY TACIT
》 OSCAR PIASTRI
ONE MORE (🌶)
YOU CAN TAKE IT (🌶)
ONCE AGAIN (🌹)
PODIUMS AND CELEBRATIONS
MCLAREN ENVIES
》 LEWIS HAMILTON
CHEERLEADER (🌹)
》 KIMI RAIKKONEN
CAN I TAKE YOU OUT?
NO MATCH FOR KIMI
》 CARLOS SAINZ
PARANOID, sainz version.
PARANOID, leclerc version
OVERPROTECTIVE
》 TOTO WOLFF
SILVER FOX
WICKED OLD MAN
WOLFF ADVANTAGE
》 LANDO NORRIS
OBLIVIOUS WITH LANDO
》 FERNANDO ALONSO
NANDO'S CRIMES
》 LECLERC'S
LECLERC PARANOIA ■ NO NICETIES ALLOWED ■ CHARLES COMPETING WITH HIS GIRL ■ PIERRE YOU LUCKY SON OF A ■ NEW HAIR CHAOS ■ WEDDINGS WITH THE LECLERC'S
BACKGROUNDS; PAGEANTRIES, REPRIMANDS, FAVORS
LECLERC'S IN SWITZERLAND?
》 PADDOCK GROUPIES
THE MAN
GARAGE CHAOS
PRINCESS TREATMENT : team version
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT : STROLL, QATAR
GRAND PRIX USUALS
MICK SCHUMACHER
sweet dream was over
my hand was the one you reached for
RESTLESS
SURPRISES AND ELOPEMENT
TEENAGE DIRTBAG, vettel version
IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE
BLAMING THE BITE VICTIM
DRIVER BRIEFING, studs.
CAUGHT
💌 ; RANDOM TEXTS
BUNNIES 01
⚠️ ; GRID STUDS
OH SO SPOILT
⚽️ ; PADDOCK APPEARANCES
FOOTSIES, PUT ON A SHOW, MEDIA DUTY
Monaco GP 2005 was truly one of the most iconic races of the decade.
The iconic qualifying battle between Fernando and Kimi -- "Almost half a second! half a second faster than Alonso!"
Kimi's and Juan Pablo's diamond encrusted helmets.
Kimi winning with 35sec lead (+ creating a 34s gap before pitting to maintain his lead.)
Jenson commentating hangover (and lowkey tipsy) as hell after partying hard and waking up on a yacht somewhere off the coast of Cannes hours before the grand prix.
Starwars x Redbull livery and fanfare + George Lucas, Hayden Christensen, etc in attendance.
Happy Simi day!
bonus:
"I promised Kimi that one day I would beat him [at badminton]. We're both getting older. I'm eight years younger than him, so at the latest when he's really old and I'm just a younger old man, I'll beat him in that game." - Seb, 2008
"He said to me that he is gonna beat me when I get older, but so far it hasn't happened." - Kimi, 2021
gojo giving off rich boy vibes
credit: artistdkt on twitter