I Can Turn Water Into Piss, Then Piss Into Phosphorous, Like A Fucking Alchemist. Then Call It Gold.

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7,5 hours of work, it's surprisingly faster than i thought. I thought it would take at least a day🙂‍↔️

Ref:

Bathtime 💖

There you are, innocently eating tapas at a restaurant, when you hear boss fight music behind you:

(He'll have the Caesar salad, gracias.)

This 10 meter tall statue of Augustus looms over Puerta Cinegia Gastronómica, a dining/shopping mall in Zaragoza, Spain. Augustus founded the town as Caesaraugusta (hence Zara-agoza) over 2000 years ago as a colony for veterans of the Cantabrian Wars, and many Roman ruins are still visible. I now want to visit Zaragoza.

breaking: esteban ocon didn't gel his hair today. 10 million billion dead 41 kajillion injured. awaiting further reports

we should make a religion out of this

i have more to say but i cant think of it right now

da mercs🧿

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this COULD be mercedes

saw that somebody put my old chart with just slimecicle, neil, and bill wurtz on here and it gained some steam lol. the pinterest comments asked for a sequel featuring jack stauber, will wood, and jerma985 so... here it is! enjoy. or don't, idc.