Tumblr Users Will Reblog Anything. Have Half A Peanut

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

i wanna lick you like a lollipop

Come lap me up then anon 😁🍭💦

Fuck that beard is amazing

hello beloveds ☺️

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Ecosocialist praxis

hi gay

hi whore

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)