mandatory midnight cupid’s chokehold
"One.. two." You and Maki lifted the table cloth in unison, spreading it over Yuuta's island table, and setting it up with food and snacks. "Good thing we got here earlier huh Yn? Yuuta has no idea how to set up for a party." "Right? You hardly had anything set up!," you laughed, elbowing him in the shoulder while he chuckled.
"Hey, It's not my fault I've never hosted a party before." "You set everything up soo boring," Maki adds, turning to pour a bag of chips into a bowl just as your phone lit up with a notification. "Oh, Yuuji says he's on his way now," "Oh shit," Yuuta frantically started looking around the room, making sure everything's in order, nothing out of place. "Relaxx, with me and Maki making sure everything's good your party's gonna go fineee."
Turning back around and throwing away the now empty bag, "How much do you wanna bet I'm gonna have to refill this bowl before anyone else gets here." "Awhhh, I love Yuuji but there's no way I can bet money against that." "Ughh boringg, Yuuta?" "I believe in him! $20!" "Wait! make it 40 so me and Maki can split it." "Yn!!" "what??" "Fine, but I'm telling Yuuji you made a bet against him."
"Oh wait," Maki starts going through the kitchen drawers. "Yuuta, where's your bottle opener?" "My what?" "Bottle Opener. The metal thing you use to take the tops off of bottles?" "Oh, I'm sorry I don't have one," he looks a bit embarrassed. "You don't?" "Noo," he let's out a short laugh, "I only drink canned stuff since I don't know how to open it with the thing."
Maki looks at him almost sympathetically, and you almost want to laugh at how she genuinely feels bad for him. "It's whatever, Yn could you go get my keys? There's a bottle opener keychain on it, It's in my bag in the other room." "Oh, sure. I'll be back in a bit." "Seriously Yuuta I can show you how to use it, it's actually not that hard.
When you come back with Maki's keys in hand, Yuuta's gone while Maki's back to the snacks, putting a pause on drinks. "Where'd Yuuta go?" "Oh, Toge just got here so he went out to greet him." "Oh, okay." After you handed her the keys, you thought it would be less awkward of an interaction between you and Inumaki if you were sat on the couch when he got there.
Moving to sit down, you decided to scroll on your phone a bit, at least until Yuuji got there. Soon enough, the front door opens and Inumaki walks in, by himself surprisingly. "Didn't Yuuta go out to greet you?" "Oh yeah, someone else got here so he's outside with them right now." "Oh alright," after that it was hard to hear what they were talking about so you tuned them out, well you tried to at least. Until you're met with the guy who's avoided you like the plague for the last three years standing awkwardly in front of you, with Maki nowhere to be found.
You look up at him, a bit confused, "Hi?" "Hi." Hard to work with but that's all he says, as if he doesn't want to waste his words on you. "Where'd Maki go?..." Not that you're surprised, but all he says in response is, "Bathroom." "Oh.. okay." How did you get here? You specifically went out of the way to avoid an awkward situation like this. Was he talking to you just to be nice? Or did he hate you so much that he'd go out of his way to make you uncomfortable?
Thankfully, your 'savior' (as he’d later call himself when you tell him about the encounter) walked in at just the right moment, prompting you an escape from the tense situation you were in. "Yuuji!" Without thinking, you immediately stood up and practically sprinted toward him in desperation, "Didn't Megumi come with you?" "Yoo! Yeah he's locking up the car, Yuuta's walking him in."
On queue, Maki walks back in with a curiously playful smirk on her face. "Oh, look who the cat dragged in. I'm surprised everything's still in tact in here." "Maki! Haven't seen you in a bit, hey!" "Hey." "I am gonna need to take these though." You laugh as he takes the snack bowl Maki was prepping and sits down onto a chair. Maki turns to you, laughing, "Tell Yuuta to hurry the hell up with my money." You join her as Yuuji looks at the two of you, still snacking cluelessly, "Does he owe you money or something?"
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fun facts☆
• yuuji is often times the one at fault when the trio’s pantry is bare bc he likes to snack while he does literally anything
• his contact in nobara’s phone is “resident muncher”
• maki and yuuji are almost like cousins-even though they don’t talk often, every time they do their conversation flows pretty well
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arguing w myself over which writing style i wanted to use the entire time i was writing this lolol hopefully it's not too obvious
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Profiles pt. 2 || 2etherial
m.list || yn’s group - extras
A/N -
-the main cast has all been introduced ‼️ there’s a few more people i wanna introduce/make known before the story begins tho!
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*APPLE A DAY APPLE A DAY APPLE THROW THE APPLE*
*letting toge speak is the coward way. Make him accidentally use his technique hehehe*
WHAT ABOUT APPLES⁉️⁉️
OMFG THANK YOU
I like your theme too 😳😳
But what can I say? Yaku was my first love,, and you never forget your first!! Evidently I’ve talked about him for years enough that my family knows who he is without having ever seen the show!! Last time I got a new phone my father got me a phone case with Yaku on it!! And he barely comprehends that anime exists as a genre!! It actually made me cry!!
WAIT INFLUENCING THE FAMILY IS ACTUALLY CRAZY
im not that dedicated 💔💔
with bokuto tho? 🫣
love him and everyone knows 🫶🫶
I feel like Toritsuka from the disastrous life of saiki k kins tooru oikawa
he thinks its because he’s a ‘ladies man’
but in reality, its bc he has an inferiority/superiority complex.
banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
new sakusa headcanon!!! kiyoomi, for the longest time, cannot,, for the life of him,, figure out why you love kissing the corner of his lips so much. at first he thinks you're just teasing instead of actually giving him a proper kiss, but with the amount of times he's grumbled and complained about it every time you do so, he figures you'd get the hint by now, but you always just giggle and give him a teasing grin. until one day he's getting his makeup done for an official msby photoshoot and the makeup artist asks him to see if he's happy with his make up. he leans in closer to the mirror and it catches his eye: the faint beauty mark just below the corner of his lips — right at the spot where you give him the most kisses. he knows he has it, of course, but he's somehow never put two and two together until today, and suddenly his face feels warm and his heart flusters, his brain goes blank and he can't believe he's never figured this out before but most importantly, he can't believe you're having this effect on him. he loves it. he can't wait to get home and shower you with kisses.
he's only snapped out of his trance when the makeup artist wonders aloud if they've applied too much blush on his cheeks.