Im Evil. Gay. Nya

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

thanks for letting me talk about a piece of media i love with you and responding in earnest interest with the intent of checking it out for yourself because of my recommendation. also how do you feel about being kissed directly on the mouth

how could i possibly fucking choose

Silly ass thing

i wish my home printer had the ability to feel pain

whenever there is weakness of the flesh it’s like um okay so replace it with the purity of the machine then?

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

made an awesome sandwich its time to sit on a steel beam high above thecity skyline and eat it

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You