Alandrothegreat - The Great Alandro, Is Here

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

Poll to be sent precisely on March 15th:

Pick a knife!

Every answer is a knife 🔪

Redrew an old picture for Sleepydiscord's most recent artgame! I was honestly intimidated to try redrawing this one because I still like it a lot, so I'm glad to see that I have actually improved in the five years since then. Although I do regret not going as bold with the coloured highlights as I did the first time around... (COMMISSIONS)

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

this is actually so cute

The pope wasn't perfect but he was the reformer we needed (queer people, palestine, the environment, refugees and migrants, the poor and the homeless, probably even more) and if the church swings hard right then we are all SO COOKED

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡