A Couple Days Ago Was My One Year Anniversary Of War And Peace Actually Rotting My Brain From The Inside

Ben Schwartz and Josh groban friendship can be something so special

my ask box is open so pls leave me asks related to war and peace or chess or literally anything!!

variations on a meme

An analysis of Josh's musical roles (brought to you by unhindered brain worms)

Transcript under the cut cuz my handwriting is ATROCIOUS

Sweeney Todd:

▪︎Cuts hair (and necks) for a living

▪︎Dead wife (supposedly)

▪︎Cannibal (way too into it)

Anatoly:

▪︎Perpetually confused

▪︎Cheated on his wife

▪︎Made chess his personality

Prince Adam:

▪︎Furry (cursed)

▪︎Absolutely awful to everyone until his gf fixes him

▪︎Probably forgot how to wear pants after curse was broken

Pierre

▪︎Infatuated with Napoleon

▪︎Sad, rich, old alcoholic

▪︎Needs to find better hobbies

Sweeney and Anatoly:

▪︎Dads

▪︎Travelled to England at some point

▪︎Rough marriages (different reasons)

Sweeney and Prince Adam:

▪︎Bloodlust

▪︎Anger issues

▪︎Definitely killed at least one guy

Anatoly and Pierre:

▪︎Need to get a divorce

▪︎Russian

▪︎Easy to manipulate (to a degree)

Prince Adam and Pierre:

▪︎Isolation is key

▪︎Pining for a girl they like

▪︎Money

Sweeney, Anatoly, and Adam:

▪︎Poor situation management

Sweeney, Anatoly, and Pierre:

▪︎The government HATES them

Adam, Sweeney, and Pierre:

▪︎Would kill Napoleon if left unattended

Adam, Pierre, and Anatoly:

▪︎Introverts (formal events SUCK)

Overall thoughts: Need Therapy™

maybe i’m overestimating my abilities but i’m heavily considering captioning this great comet bootleg myself just so my grandma can watch it

so crazy to me how many ppl act like not knowing abt major global events is normal and think of things like reading the news as the hobby of certain individuals rather than um recognizing that staying informed about the planet is like ? essential?

has anyone else noticed that while in the pit pierre watches natasha much more consistently than any other character who passes him? i might be seeing nothing but i really wonder if that’s on purpose.

i was trying to find some audiobooks for the car and the ai audiobook epidemic on youtube is actually terrifying.

pierretasha save me, save me pierretasha..

josh groban plays so many russians for a man that feels very distinctly californian.