My Math Teacher Watches Anime And Has A Cat Called Darth Vader, And Has Read Dune And LOTR.

It's the “ugh, men” and then I drastically fall for every boy with pretty eyes that looks like he reads Greek mythology and has a pretty accent. Like... wtf girl?! Where are my standards? Oh yeah, in hell, where I left them last time I liked a guy.

The fact that Jace Herondale is half British, half French unsettles me to a deep level. What do u mean, he's not just a random ass New Yorker? What do you mean Stephen Herondale isn't Texan/Australian, but British? Who are u trying to lie to, CC?

City of Heavenly Fire in a nutshell.

Izzy lightwood nation are yall up for a fanart

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

Eliza: I am calm, I am relaxed, I am a happy tree.

The circle: *being the circle*

Eliza: YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD! TO BE A HAPPY TREE!

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Stephen: Ok, I need you to swear-

Celine: Fuck.

Stephen: Swear as in promise.

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Michael, about Valentine: Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought, "Wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you?" ———————————————— Lucian: Your friends are counting on you! Valentine: Well that's their falt. I've carefully cultivated a persona that screams, "You're on your own!" ————————————————

Robert: What the hell are you smiling for?

Valentine: Am I not allowed to be happy?

Amatis: Of course you are… it’s just that you being happy, usually means someone’s lost their life… or a limb.

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Celine, first joining: I know we technically have permission to do this, but this all feels highly illegal.

Stephen: That’s half the fun of it.

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Stephen: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Amatis: It’s called arson and those people are witnesses.

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Celine: Robert and I are getting closer. The other day he gave me half his sandwich.

Robert, whispering to Maryse: I mistook her for a garbage can

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Robert: I tried to write “I’m a functional adult” but my phone changed it to “fictional adult” and I feel that’s more accurate.

When people ask me what my hobbies and talents are but I can't say that I've developed a very acute sense at seeing the similarities in between siblings and between their parents bcs I never had siblings so it always seemed like such an abstract idea to me, and that my hobby as a five year old was to stare at random families on the bus, but that's weird and very much probably not normal.

So I just say I really like writing and listening to music.

I like to laugh at it as if it's not literally a rule in my life by now 🎀✨

god sends his most craziest, narcissistic emotionally unavailable manwhores to attachment issues, inferiority complex suicidal girls.

my mind instantly drew a parallel with Jace and his falcon here.

I don’t think any shadowhunter character will ever truly haunt the narrative the way Sebastian does