I Want A Alt Gf Who Lives In At Least The Same State:(

Orana: Wha- why?

Diana: Even my mother-

Donna: And who are you?

Yara: I'm Yara Flor. Currently, I'm a Wonder Girl and but I'm fated to the next Wonder Woman after there untimely demise.

Donna: What? But I'm supposed to become Wonder Woman if and when Diana dies.

Nubia: You forget yourself. It is my destiny to be Wonder Woman, not you.

Donna: You're joking, right?

Artemis: Both of you are being ridiculous, I'll be Wonder Woman when your princess dies.

Donna: Oh? To die almost instantly just like the last time you held the mantle.

Artemis: I lasted much longer than you. And I most definitely lasted longer than you, Orana.

Orana: I didn't even say anything.

Cassie: Hey, don't rule me out. I have a chance of being Wonder Woman too.

Artemis: You are a child.

Cassie: A child who'll kick your you @$$. Yours too Orana.

Orana: Again, I didn't even say anything. What did I even do to you?

Yara: This is getting out of hand.

Hippolyta: How dare you? All of you?

Donna: My queen, forgive m--

Hippolyta: I will be Wonder Woman when that b!tch croaks!

Diana: *Who was standing there the the whole time*!?

When I got to Kate I snickered ppl looked at me 🫣

What would the batfamily go undercover as?

Dick: a cop because it's the only way I'll accept that canon

Jason: Nightwing with a machine gun

Tim: bringing back Alvin Draper and Caroline Hill

Damian: a bus driver

Duke: he can just turn invisible

Cullen: himself—he's not a known public figure

Stephanie: a pizza delivery girl… with a mustache

Cassandra: a bog witch

Barbara: an eccentric professor

Harper: a janitor with headphones

Carrie: a houseplant

Kate: straight

Alfred: a Stan Lee cameo

Selina: a dog walker

Bruce: Clark Kent

I just realized I missed my parents sexual activity because of my adhd zoning out of noise. I hear them many times but now I know what it is

I’m so hot and bothered please collar me

Don’t mind me just autism

so you're new to portal (2007)/portal 2 (2011)

comics

required reading: lab rat and there are a couple of other, shorter official comics

turret lullaby

randolph the red-nosed turret (preserved on portalwiki)

videos

thinkwithportals.com has most of the ad shorts in one place, but not included there are

portal is free

aperture science romance safety compliance guide

perpetual testing initiative

audio

the portal 2 soundtrack is free online!

glados and cave johnson both have dota2 announcer packs

"don't say goodbye" is an unused glados song that ellen mclain WROTE

apocrypha

aperture desk job is free on steam

portal 2: the final hours is $2 and worth it

significant appearances in both poker night 2 and lego dimensions (including another glados song)

the portal ARG and potatofoolsday ARG

concept art!! (rip portal 2 art book, I will never be over you)

AND you can't forget the old aperturescience.com (archived by valve, thank god) you can look up commands to navigate it but I'd start by trying "help"

I KNOW this isn't everything, I haven't played the VR stuff and don't even know where to start with it, feel more than free to pile on

I’m nonbinary and I dress pretty masculine but i don’t think I’m masc what am I?

Superman and Wonder Woman villains being villains scary ones

Batman villains 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💅 and pastel

Mood I love most villain

“Do it for your future self” a sign hangs in my school

TW self death

Ummm if I do then no more future self

I think Damian Wayne won’t be buff but more lean still strong of course but Jason Todd no I think more like dick.

I think we should bring back oracles not like taro cards or want someone to wake up and be like “They hit the second tower!” (i do think oracles should come back in that way tho)