Nom?

Mikaele Salesa serves no avatar but I'll tell you something he serves so much cunt it's unreal

“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

yo mister white I’ve got a new friend. she’s a doctor. she gave me an interesting prescription uhhhhh what was it again? ohhh ya ya right half an ounce of lead to be injected into the brain. & it wasn’t a prescription for me. Bitch

Repo! The Genetic Opera was like. An objectively bad movie. But it got so close to perfection. A sci-fi horror movie critiquing how the monetization of healthcare leaves the poor one missed payment away from death? And it’s a rock opera? And everyone is a horny mallgoth? She could’ve been the Sistine Chapel of cinematography 

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

Feeling somewhat physically ill because I'll never see the Mechanisms live, please send time machines.

in order to see space germs scientists have taped microscopes to their telescopes

Mechtober 2024 Day 14: Alternate Universe

AU where scorpions mind their own business