Don't

especially luigi

the best part of Mario canon that is consistent among all the games and universes is that Mario and Luigi are, without fail, the epitome of sexiness and wanted by everyone with working eyeballs. you may not like it but both of them are what peak male performance looks like

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

do NOT let ingo and emmet around this motherfucker, he will be dead on the curb within HOURS

ok but have you HAD cherry vanilla coke its the fucking best coke flavor ever

Based on this:

[Intro: Redfoo]

Sorry for party rocking

[Verse 1: Redfoo]

Yo, I be up in a party looking for a hottie to bone

I got a drink in my hand and they just called buffalo (Buffalo!)

Poppin' bottles in the house with the models in the V.I.P

All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see

[Chorus: Redfoo]

Let's go

People always say that my music's loud

Sorry for party rocking

Neighbors complain saying, "Turn it down!"

Sorry for party rocking

Haters don't like we got the spotlight

Sorry for party rocking

When they talk shit, we just be like

Sorry for party rocking

[Verse 2: Skyblu]

Baby, baby, baby, I'm awfully crazy

Off Ciroc, off Patron, shit whatever's tasty!

We don't got no manners hanging off the rafters

Let's go drink for drink, a hundred bucks she won't out last us

Check my style, take a good look, I'm fresh, bitch

In my whip with music so loud I'm deaf, bitch

Getting brain at a red light with people watching

Sorry for party rocking

[Bridge: Redfoo]

If you show up already toe up, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

And if you're blacked out with your sack out, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

And if you throw up in your hoe's cup, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

And if she has a hissy fit cause you're whiskey dick, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

Oh!

[Verse 3: Redfoo]

I don't give a fuck when I'm in the club

Sipping bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty

Gotta have it, I'ma grab it, it's a habit, automatic like Uzi

Uzi with the sick flow

Make a chick go crazy and flash them ta-ta's

Redfoo, the dude, a true party rocker

[Verse 4: Skyblu]

I'm true to the game too

It's called beer pong and I can't lose

I got a bunch of bad bitches in the back

With Ciroc on tap and a little bit of Grey Goose, ooh

Oh yeah, we killin' shit

With our money, we diligent

So here's a sorry in advance

No hard feelings bitch

Sorry for party rocking

[Chorus: Redfoo]

People always say that my music's loud

Sorry for party rocking

Neighbors complain saying, "Turn it down!"

Sorry for party rocking

Haters don't like we got the spotlight

Sorry for party rocking

When they talk shit, we just be like

Sorry for party rocking

me when i party rock

FUCK YOU!!!! *edits your wikipedia page to say “was” instead of “is”*

you can’t kill yourself you have to blog.

somebody help me my head is stuck in this cutout i cant get it out

that one friend who's too ( )

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cutout in wall for you to stick your head through and take photos of with at an amusement park

vauge mario and luigi brothership spoilers but

holy shit the game got fucking DARK. Like, thats a normal thing for M&L games but it was like a complete 180 this time holy shit. also the Big Bad is so silly i fucking love him