Aziraphale takes very good care of his clothes, and in the very few instances of them gaining tears or rips he painstakingly hand-stitches them back together
he once spent half an hour agonising over two practically identical colours of thread to find the one that matches his waistcoat perfectly
whenever Crowley rips his clothes (which is a weekly event) he uses whatever will take the less amount of effort physically possible to fix it
one time Aziraphale walked in on him using a stapler to staple the seams of a pair of pants back together
they both decide they wanted to learn to cook at the same time and spent many evenings arguing over the finer points of the recipes
they tried to use a cooking tutorial on youtube but it quickly deteriorated into both of them yelling at the video every five seconds for 'getting cooking wrong'...the video was made by a professional chef
one time Crowley put a vanilla sponge in the oven and then promptly forgot about it
when he did finally remember it it was burnt so bad it was black all over so he just left it on the counter to deal with it later
Aziraphale came home and thought it was a chocolate cake
suffice to say he was very disappointed when he tried a slice
Aziraphale never used to sleep much but one day in winter Crowley was asleep on the bookshop's couch and he thought he would just take a teensie nap
they both woke up 3 days later curled up on the couch together <3
15 is so real for this
When you're trapped on same spot and about to die vs When you're trapped on same spot and about to die, but there's also a cute guy there
they have a custody agreement.
WHERE ARE THE REST OF 15’S ORGANS ??? DID DAVID TENNANT ATE THEM??
Aragon: And this is Legolas Greenleaf, son of the Elvish King Thranduil, Prince of the Mirkwood, esteemed archer.
Legolas: Yo.
I think that one of the funniest things about Legolas (especially in the movies) is that he’s literally the only Elvish prince in all of Middle-Earth but everyone treats him like he’s just a random guy. And he ACTS like just a random guy as well which makes it even better
Hello! How many hyperfixations have you had, and what were they?
*cracks knuckles* oh BOY you are not ready for the amount of hyperfixations I have
My first obsession was probably Harry Potter (My dad read the books to me and my brother when I was 5) I don't read/support it now though cause of JKR >:(
next was Wings of Fire (I was like 8 okay) I loved those little dragons so much y'all T_T
horses (I still love horses and own two but man as a kid the obession was real)
Ooooh and KOTLC I read all the books in primary school
dnd (I still play with my friends to this day)
Percy Jackson (I read the books when I was like 10 and they haunt me to this day)
kinda just Greek mythology in general really (I could yap for hours about this don't get me started)
Okay now imma just list them real fast:
Lord of the Rings
The hunger games
Six of Crows ( I love those 'lil gays fr)
The Umbrella Academy
Throne of Glass
MCU
DCU (specifically the batfam)
Critical Role
Epic the Musical
Hamilton
Hadestown
BBC merlin
Doctor who
Good omens
thats all I can think of for now but if im being honest by the time I finish the tags there will probably be three more
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no but like the song 'Little Talks' by Of Monsters and Men is so thoschei coded
...Now you're gone, gone, gone away, I watched you disappear, all that's left is the ghost of you. Now we're torn, torn, torn apart, there's nothing we can do, just let me go, we'll meet again soon...
Now wait, wait, wait for me, please hang around, I'll see you when I fall asleep
Don't listen to a word I say (hey!) The screams all sound the same (hey!) Though the truth may vary, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore...
this is so precious what
The Doctor: "You can't leave! There isn't anywhere to go."
The Master: "It's a big universe - even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together!"
The Doctor: "...Go off together?"
The Doctor: "...Listen to yourself."
The Master: "How long have we been friends? Six thousand years!
The Doctor: "Friends? We're not friends! We are a hero and a villain...we have nothing whatsoever in common - I don't even like you!" The Master: "You do!"
The Doctor: "We're on opposite sides - "
The Master: "We're on our side!"
The Doctor: "There is no our side...not anymore."
Shax: What are you, Crowley's emotional support Angel?
Aziraphale, sweating: What? that would be wonder - er, terrible, yes how terrible of you to suggest that! I am shocked and outraged at the mere thought of me supporting my dear - my mortal enemies's emotions....with support...
Shax: You're literally texting him right now to check if he's drunk enough water today
Shax just casually taunts Aziraphale with being Crowley's emotional support angel and Aziraphale reacts like this:
Look at that eyebrow lift and that almost smile. He likes it!! And then Jim is right there and he realizes that if Jimbriel retains his memories when he gets restored, he's going to be screwed, so he needs to act like he's annoyed by the suggestion.
But look at him!! This precious cinnamon roll wants nothing more than to be his demon's emotional support angel.
Your honor, I love them.
ooooooh this looks fun!
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