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so we know that Hell has a photo of Crowley and Aziraphale shaking hands in 1941, which they attempted to threaten them with

BUT hear me out:

Beelzebub had known Crowley was 'fraternising' with an angel since Rome...

they didn't usually make time to visit Earth, but that Archangel Gabriel was sent down to observe some human thing or another, and really, they couldn't let an agent of heaven have the run of the place, could they?

and while they were there, totally not spying on the Archangel's activities in fly form, they happened to see the demon Crowley speaking with the angel of the eastern gate, Azifela or whatever his name was

they brushed it aside though, confident that it was just another one of Crowley's elaborate temptation plans (several of which Beelzebub had been forced to sit through tedious presentations of)

They thought nothing of it, until a couple of centuries later, when Beelzebub had just popped over to France to watch the revolution play out (well, to watch the guillotine play out - they didn't much care about sides as long the decapitating got done)

and, of course, sensing an angelic presence in the Bastille, they had to check it out (because what if it was Gabriel??)

...

It turned out to be that Aziraphale fellow, who had somehow gotten himself all tied up in a revolution that had absolutely nothing to do with him at all, and Crowley was there with him! And they were b a n t e r i n g

like they were friends or something

which was ridiculous - an angel and a demon couldn't be friends, no matter how hard they tried

and say what you will about Beelzebub, but they're a demon with professional standards, so they snapped a picture of the pair having crepes together (crepes? really) (side note: cameras were definitely invented during the french revolution no need to look it up no really don't google it)

so, yes, over the centuries, Beelzebub had collected enough evidence of Crowley and Aziraphale's...friendship, arrangement, whatever you wanted to call it, to make sure the both of them were sufficiently...dealt with by their respective head offices

but something stopped them from turning in the photographs

maybe it was the spread of compassion they still had buried deep, deep down within their demonic heart

or maybe it was the fact, the feeling, that if Aziraphale and Crowley could do it, become friends against all odds, maybe Gabriel and Beelzebub had a better chance then they thought

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SNEK HATS

this has probably been done before BUT Aziraphale makes these little snake hats for Crowley

you know the ones...

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all-the-hyper-fixations

1 month ago

OKAY headcannon time:

Once in the 17th century Crowley and Aziraphale got into a fight about the best type of wine (Crowley likes red, Aziraphale likes white) and for the next decade or so, two of the best red and white wineries in England got a seemingly out-of-the-blue 'sponsor' who paid them outrageous amounts of money to grow the best grapes and buy the fanciest brewing equipment. The two wineries formed a dramatic feud that lasted for years, passively aggressively trying to drive each other out of business and sabotaging wine tasting competitions all over the country to try and one-up the other winery.

Until one day, two young ladies from each winery fell in love Romeo & Juliet style and ran off together to live out their dreams of lesbian beer brewing in Ireland. Moved, the mysterious sponsors tried the other's wine for the first time and had to admit they liked the other's better (although they would never tell each other that)

They mutually coincided to calling the great-wine-off a tie, and the legend of the feuding families is still present in some parts of the English countryside that Aziraphale and Crowley are still to sheepish to visit to this very day

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all-the-hyper-fixations

1 month ago

he did WHAT

kudos to Ncuti Gatwa to be the first doctor who to say Yas Queen, to an actual litteral queen

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all-the-hyper-fixations

3 weeks ago

headcannon timeeeee:

Anathema Device was the fastest human/angel/demon to figure out that Aziraphale and Crowley were in love with each other

this queen took one look at these chaos gays and thought 'there is no possible heterosexual explanation for this' and we love her for it

coming in dead last, as the slowest people to figure it out, are Aziraphale and Crowley themselves

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all-the-hyper-fixations

4 weeks ago

Donna: quick, doctor, you're losing blood

The Doctor, currently bleeding out from several stab wounds: im not losing blood, losing would be implying that I don't know where it is - I know exactly where it is...it's just not in me.

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all-the-hyper-fixations

2 weeks ago

you look great in that frog costume

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all-the-hyper-fixations

1 month ago

HIII i love your blog lol!

awwww thank you! I love your profile pic the duck is adorable :D

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all-the-hyper-fixations

1 month ago

honestly if 15 gave me a hug I might actually explode

Words cannot describe how much I need a hug from the Doctor. Literally any of them. It is not a want it is a need. I'm 100% convinced it would fix me

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all-the-hyper-fixations

1 month ago

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

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got to talk about the socraite model in philosophy class I cant believe this is my idea of fun but here we are

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all-the-hyper-fixations

2 weeks ago

GUYS I can't listen to ANY songs without Aziracrow breaking my heart T_T

And if I can't listen to music without crying anymore, NEITHER CAN YALL

Anyway I now present: Stick Season by Noah Kahan is so good omens coded (season 2 especially)

As you promised that I more than all the miles combined, you must of had yourself a change of heart back halfway through the drive, 'cause you voice trailed off exactly as you passed my exit sign, kept on driving straight and left our future to right.

Now I am stuck between my anger, in the blame that I can't face...and I'm terrified of weather, 'cause I see you when it rains.

Now I am no longer funny, 'cause I miss the way you laugh, you once called me forever, now you still can't call me back.

Ad I'll dream each night of some version of you that I might have but I did not lose, now your tired tracks and one pair of shoes, and I'm spilt in half, but that'll have to do, oh that'll have to do, my other half was you, I hope this pain just passing through, but I doubt it.

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