LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

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I’ve Always Thought It’d Be Funny If Someone On Some Cop Drama Tried This Move And It Just Like..didnt

I’ve always thought it’d be funny if someone on some cop drama tried this move and it just like..didnt work


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Stylized illustration of three orcas swimming together. The top and bottom of the piece have a geometric pattern.

Orcanize and find your pod.


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Shit This Got Me Out Here Cryin In The Club

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact


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“Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest—thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the under wood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated.”

— Beau Taplin (via quotethat)


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healing isn’t linear. a setback emotionally, physically, or mentally does not mean the progress you’ve made is ruined, nor are you a burden or failure for recovering at your own pace


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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 


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May I present to you:

Book seller

May I Present To You:

Crystal seller

May I Present To You:

He sells flowers

May I Present To You:

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

May I Present To You:

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

May I Present To You:

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

May I Present To You:

She has more options

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Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

May I Present To You:

Can I interest you in...melon?

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Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

May I Present To You:

Please trust reliable, small business owners


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people slipping up and saying shit like “biological name” instead of “deadname” is more or less proof these people don’t actually care about real science they just want smart sounding words and i guarantee if we could manipulate chromosomes they’d abandon all pretext of science and start yammering about how people are born with a “masculine/feminine essence” that “cant be changed” like none of these people actually know the chromosomes real fuckin function and they dont care they just know they cant be changed


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