almsworth-worm

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

Actually every character ever is aromantic and/or asexual. Every single one of them.

Married? Platonic and/or tax benefits. Fucking? Friends with benefits.

Aros can still date and aces can still have sex, right? Great! Every allo character is now ace and/or aro! I am going to be so fucking annoying with this.

writhing in pain today but at least it’s cute maybe

"all these people have adhd all of a sudden" honey the french have been drinking espresso after dinner since they first encountered stimulants, we've been here the whole time.

Auditory processing issues

What a day.

very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

OHHH so when you eat the skin in your lips it's fine bUT when I eat your first born it's a problem???

Gundam is a show about hot evil women, actually

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me

huge as fuck claims court. im suing you for one william dollars asshole

There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

aesthetic of the day i think

Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"

im not a real fujo at all i just show up for the high holidays like pathologic and gundam

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

princegirls are for having their tendons severed and being forced to crawl around on the ground

would you?

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

the achilles tendon is the most iconic one to sever