Fucking Freaks I Hate Them (affectionate)

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

watched some season 1 episodes the other day

[ID: a digital sketch of ninjago characters. Cole, Zane, and Kai are drawn with comically large eyes and no mouth as they loom over Jay, who sits on the floor in front of them, with a focused expression and a screwdriver in his mouth, ignoring the others.

Cole is labelled "isn't close to his dad, mom's dead." Zane is labelled "doesn't remember his dad." Kai is labelled "parents disappeared when he was a kid." An arrow pointing to Jay says "doesn't want to visit his very nice parents." /end ID] image description by vampireautism

new bestie window

based on this:

crunchy cat memes that chat noir would save on his phone

Draxum: *desperately tries to see his creations as weapons*

His Creations: *say shit like this*

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Can we get art of 03 Raph finding Donnie and immediately rushing the kid to Don for medical help because A bloody cuts from hobb, B he think the soft shell has something wrong with it.

Yes! and i'll even go into a little more about it since it's pretty neat (and definitely different than standard adopted au). Ok, i went a little overboard but here!

Poor Raphie. He just went from panicked b/c the baby is hurt, to panicked that he's hurt and permanently vulnerable.

Ok, so when Donnie escaped Hob, the cat tried to grab him again, but ended up just catching his arm and shell with his claws, leaving cuts. Donnie saw some water and immediately jumped into it, letting the sewer system take him away (he's an aquatic turtle so being in the water wasn't a danger to him, other than it was dirty water and he had open wounds.)

When Raphie finds him, he almost misses the fact he's there, simply b/c he blends into the water really well and only had his head sticking out. He realizes it's a small turtle but when he tries to get near him, Donnie hisses and even tries to bite him (he's scared b/c of hob and thinks that this new mutant wants to eat him too.) So Raphie, not wanting to get bit or upset the kid anymore than he seems to be, just sits down and tries to talk him out of the water. It doesn't work. Donnie understands what he's saying but doesn't trust it at the moment. No he'd rather stay safe hidden in the water, thank you very much.

Eventually Hob appears and Raphie, realizing this dude is what probably spooked the kid, chases him off. Donnie sees this and is like "ok, maybe he won't eat me." But Donnie hasn't started talking yet (he just didn't want to and now he's somewhere else and really doesn't want to) but he does make turtle sounds his brothers knew. So he curiously chirps at Raphie, figuring if he chirps back then he's safe since he's only had his brothers chirp back to him before. When Raphie doesn't do it immediately, he gets frustrated and thinks he's wrong. But then he does, a cautious, embarrassed chirp (b/c Raphie hasn't chirped since he was five and decided he was too old for it) and Donnie decides he must be safe and goes to him.

cue Raphie going into panic mode b/c holy shit, this kid has open wounds and he's been sitting in sewer water for who knows how long, and why is his shell so soft, something must be wrong!

thank you! This was really fun to do!

an accident...

bonus +

and then they continued to make bad puns all the way back to the monastery, Cole also joins in a while later because he can't resist

i barely remember anything from watching tmnt 2012 (i was like 9) BUT. i absolutely peg 2012 raph as a secret theatre kid