Dear God Yes!!

This just popped up on my feed and it's surprisingly interesting! Thank you OP!

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

This does make one wonder how he would react to Nick eating the necklace.

I mean the Terry Fawles case was very likely traumatizing so hearing that his childhood crush best friend ate a necklace that potentially had poison in it? That (if I remember correctly) is most likely the same poison Fawles took to off himself and was used to poison a defence attorney AT THE COURTHOUSE only 8 months ago (BC let's be real Edgeworth probably heard about Diegos poisoning)?

Oh boy would he get a n x i o u s

Ace attorney au where everything is exactly the same, but the prosecutor for Feenie’s trial isn’t Payne. Its Miles Edgeworth

Just imagine Phoenix getting prosecuted by his old childhood friend, who shows no remorse. Absolutely none. He doesnt seem to care about Phoenix anymore.

*Obsidian is formed*

Me: *sobbing* I-I... SHES SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST FREAKING CANT

Maybe the last one is just you :/

And also add on: We can't use ice cream scoopers, Coffee cups & mugs have cute designs but no none can see it, bumping your hand to someone elses while eating, "OMG you're left handed?!", breaking your left arm and people saying "Well atleast it wasn't your good arm."

Being a lefty means dumb scissors, stupid binders, smudged writing hand, and someone saying ‘oh let me get that’ when you grab a knife for something.

Or was that last part just me?

Watching the Finland - Sweden ice hockey match and the Swedes having a lead stings after Eurovision :')

Rewatching Zombizou

Sorry this one took forever, it’s just this episode is ML’s equivalent of Toy Story 3 so I needed to be emotionally prepared to die first

Keep reading

I hope so XD

i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never 

May i bring your attention to:

Mvk, Gant & Kristoph fusion

im strangely intrigued but mortified of the idea of kristoph fusing with anyone

TERRIFYING.