Maybe Stocks Are Fucked Now But That's Only Because Baru Cormorant Just Got Promoted Imperial Accountant

realizing i actually only absorbed like 60% of tlt due to reading it over the course of a week at various times (mostly 12am-5am because my sleep schedule was fucked). anyway that's fun

Anyways those audiobooks

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

all the “harrow’s three weed smoking girlfriends” jokes are ten times funnier when you remember that the three weed smoking girlfriends are god’s daughter god’s girlfriend and god’s only saint

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

let me crawl inside your ribcage and 😴 snork mimimimi

Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian

My main comment on the Captive Prince series is that it needed a 4th book to resolve that baby plot but i have a conspiracy that a 4th book or sequel book/series could still be happening; if it does, let it be known I called it first

still not over chapter 13. dorian killing the one person who loved him as something more than just a pretty face because that’s all dorian saw himself as. basil seeing the torture dorian’s soul has endured but still believing he is not yet lost. and the action of killing basil being the point of no return for dorian. only the artist could have helped his art, but the death of the artist leaves his work finished, no matter what.