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there should be snakes in mimnecraft an they should look like this

No one can bring up bugs in any positive context without some motherfucker informing everyone that they’re allergic to bees and once nearly died from a brown recluse spider and their brother woke up one morning as a giant cockroach and became a real burden to the family ever since he stopped being able to work.

you live in a town of worms, and your family are worms, and you sleep in a pile on the cool moist ground, and you sniff things sometimes with your little snout

oh, to be worm!

i need to get laid. laid to rest

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

Freshwater Crab (Lepidothelphusa menneri), family Gecarcinucidae, Kalimantan, Borneo, Indonesia

This species was just recently described, 2024.

photographs via: Lepidothelphusa menneri n. sp. (Crustacea: Brachyura: Gecarcinucidae), first record of the genus from Kalimantan, Indonesia | Zootaxa (mapress.com)

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle