Boudica: Mordred, I have to ask- why are you so obsessed with your father?
Mordred: What's that suppose to mean?
Boudica: Well, your father clearly doesn't care for you so surely it would be better to move on. After all, you have a mother don't you?
Mordred: Yeah. what of her?
Boudica (a loving mother): I mean, surely she must care about you?
Mordred: Bwahahaha!
Boudica: Did...I make a joke?
Mordred: Yeah you must have! Who'd honestly say mothers give two shits about their kids?
Boudica: Sir Mordred!
Mordred: Wha?
Boudica: How could you say such a thing? What mother wouldn't care for their children?
Mordred: What mother would care?
Boudica: Mordred, you must be mistaken. Surely your mother cared for you at some point. Just think back. How about when she celebrated your birthday?
Mordred: Birthday? What's that?
Boudica: Well...what about when you were sick?
Mordred: She'd shove some kind of painful potion down my throat to expel the disease.
Boudica: Then, what about your training?
Mordred: She gave me a sword, threw giant animated statues at me and said 'Either kill these or die.'
Boudica: But, she must have at least cooked food for you.
Mordred: I ate nothing but shitty bread and lumpy mashed potatoes my whole childhood and my last memory of her meals was her poisoning me.
Boudica: *mouth agap* What...
Mordred: Can I go now?
Titles/Nicknames
Shukaku: The Dreams. He feeds of nightmares.
Matatabi: The Dead. She’s the guardian of the underworld.
Isobu: The Sea. He travels for the ocean so his temples are build close to the shore.
Son Goku: Mountains and War. He’s better known between the samurais since he values the honor over the strength.
Kokuo: Hot Springs and Peace. Sometimes you just need a little rest before keep fighting.
Saiken: Poison and Loyalty. Those could sound like two different things but his followers know that appearances can be deceiving.
Chomei: Wind, Travelers and Harvest.
Gyuuki: Knowledge, Friendship and Art’s. He would share the first, fight to protect the second and suffer for those who love the third.
Kurama: Life, Love and Family. Of all the Nature Gods he’s the easiest to find since for the last century or so has made his dent in the mountains of Uzu no Kuni. He’s also known for being extremely patient and on the same time a little childish, if he finds a lost kid on his path there’s equal chances that he guide them back to their families or that the two of them ended screaming at each other for hours about the silliest things until someone came to get the kid back guided for the noise.
Also the Juubi’s known as the representation of destruction.
I have my reasons to believe that this characters of naruto would be followers of this bijuus: Reto of Shukaku (since he’s the closer to his country), Tobirama of Matatabi, Jiraiya of Kokou and surprisinly not only for the Hot Springs and Anko of Saiken.
playing SWTOR again
god all the latest Star Wars content has been shit and The Old Republic games are a cleanse
- Black Sun Vigo
- Fluffy Female Devaronian (we stan)
- Darth Rhile
- Mando Family
Y’all mind if I Fordo Concept Art?
“Obviously I’m fine!”
Darius: He's eliminating witnesses.
Aaron: If he's eliminating witnesses, why are Tori and I still alive?
Kai: You're not worth eliminating.
Tori and Aaron: We are so worth eliminating!
This is brilliant. These are the relationships between B4 and Tachimukai & Toramaru. No one, absolutely no one, can convince me otherwise
Hi! How are you? I'd like to ask something for the last AskMeme if there's no problem. I'd like to ask for B4 group and if it's fine Tachimukai and Toramaru too, because I see them as good friends too. Thank you!!
Hii! I’m fine, thanks!! 💗 And, of course! c:
B4:
❥ who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Tsunami, and sometimes Fudou. Someoka and Tobitaka have resigned and started to ask for more french fries (or if they are eating at home, they cook more than usual). ❥ who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Sometimes Tsunami and Fudou often follow his joke. But I think they all prefer to make things clear to avoid misunderstandings (Stuff is clear between them all. I mean other people misunderstanding their friendship). ❥ who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Mhm, I can't really think about a situation when they went to jail. But in the hypothetical case. Probably, Someoka or Tobitaka. If they all are in prison they would probably call Endou. ❥ who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: I guess we all agree that Tobitaka is the best one of them all about advices + comfort (in general). Someoka is more like the kind of friend that would hear all your problems/ support you. Fudou is like, in the middle, he isn’t good like Someoka or Tobitaka but he’s always there to give you advice or hear your problems if you ask. Tsunami, even if he may look like "Just because I'm dating Tachimukai doesn't mean I know how I did it" he actually can surprise you with nice advice. ❥ who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Tsunami. ❥ who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Tsunami. I don’t think that Someoka or Tobitaka really cares about it...? and probably prefer the bottom bed. And Fudou doesn’t mind about it, unless it’s a pull-out bed. ❥ who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Tsunami usually starts the fights, but I think they all can win tbh, it’s depents. ❥ who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: I feel like I’m answering Tsunami and Fudou a lot but IJDASOIDA THEY WOULD DO IT. Someoka and Tobitaka are more chills and discrete about it.
Toramaru and Tachimukai:
❥ who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Both, but not just with french fries. When they want to annoy the other they even stole the strawberry of their cake. ❥ who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Neither. I really can’t see them joking about it. Like with the previous answer, I think they would prefer to avoid misunderstanding. ❥ who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Neither. The only way I can see them in jail it's because they were "Disturbing the peace" cause someone insulted their senpais. They are both good boys. ❥ who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Tachimukai. Even if he didn't really have many experiences I think he still can help him with it! And of course, he'll be there if Toramaru needs someone to talk about his problems/need comfort. Toramaru I think is more like a supportive friend that would encourage Tachimukai when you need it. ❥ who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Both. Probably Toramaru started but then Tachimukai pays him back in his own coin. (I think that is the expression? well, Tachimukai started to do it too after Toramaru did it first!) ❥ who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Toramaru. I think Tachimukai doesn't mind so he leaves him to have the top bed. ❥ who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Toramaru starts the fights, but they are tied about who usually wins. ❥ who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Talking about GO, I think Toramaru would do it to annoy Tachimukai or when he wants to give hints to Tsunami because he's tired that the old guy didn't realize about Tachimukai’s feelings.