Roses Are Red, That Much Is True, But Violets Are Purple, Not Fucking Blue.

My mom got a dog.

It's a cute dog. But it's my mom's dog. Except it keeps following me. He just got here and his name is Thor.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

How do you politely tell people their fic is complete shit and makes no sense?

Couldn’t stand that fic?

Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong?

Wish you’d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again?

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this Albert dude is so intense

Éowyn  by  Eleni Tsami

Sometimes I think people just can't get more delusional... Then I read fanfiction that has a magical portrait of James and Lily saying they trust Snape and I realize how wrong I was.

I trash talked Reign so much that now I’m sad it’s over. Even if it made no sense.

you: henry viii

me, an intellectual: henry ii

My favorite part about this is that there's nothing in there saying they will only walk with women. Everyone whi ever felt threatened alone can benefit from good people like them, regardless of gender.

Three cheers for these guys [x]