Mark Wallpapers ♥ For  sapphirebluemt

Two nice things about Benedict Cumberbatch: 

1) he has pretty eyes;

2) he has a nice voice.

oh my god i ate so much. there's five types of dessert. i am a weak person

merry christmas my dudes

HIS SHIRT CAME OPEN SO FUCKING SMOOTH…EVERYTHING HE DOES IS SMOOTH. KILLME.

CR: @chattyang

For some reason, it never occurred to me that Project Gutenberg would have public domain old cookbooks. This is BRILLIANT. There’s a 1953 cranberry recipe pamphlet and a suffrage cookbook from 1915 and a translation of Apicus’s guide to food in Imperial Rome and a whole bunch of other fascinating old cookbooks, many pre-1800. Treasure trove!

I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We spent the last couple of years complaining but we're all going to watch The White Princess, anyway.

Things that make no sense #364: Harry Potter/Lord Voldemort pairings. I don’t know who came up with it but whoever you are, I want you to know it's bollocks.

Because even if they considered doing it together, after all they went through together Ron should've believed him. Because after all those years of death defying friendship Harry wouldn't have entered alone if he could. If he was the one who put his name in, he would've dragged Ron with him and if Ron is the type of person that can't see that or would ignore that about his friend then he is not a very good friend in return. I may be forgetting something but I don't recall any instance where Harry ever lied about something like that to Ron and Hermione.

It always pissed me off that Ron didn’t believe Harry didn’t enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament. I mean, this is the guy who defended him from Malfoy in the Express, who fought a troll and smuggled a dragon with him, who shared what he saw in the Mirror of Erised with him, went through the challenges to save the Philosopher’s Stone from Quirrel and that’s just in first year! And that little shit had the gall to turn to him and call him an attention seeking liar and a glory hound? I still can’t believe Harry forgave him. That kid has no self-esteem. If it was me, I would have kick Ron in the balls and refused to even look at him again.

casual reminder that i wrote an 90-page novel when i was eight about a deranged pensioner who wants to take over the world and return everything to “The Good Old Days”, and which included such choice elements as

a really neurotic vegetarian vampire 

alice cooper, for no apparent reason

an evil supermodel called miranda goth 

three nine-year-olds climbing mount everest in diving helmets 

the entire population of scotland appearing out of literally nowhere to help defeat the antagonists 

“you can take our lives but you cannot take our trousers" 

You need to write about a random Scottish sheep farmer in the Highlands. One that can’t read and has no neighbours. Only him, his wife, five daughters and three sons and their desperate fight for survival in complete isolation.

I try not to judge people’ favorite historical figures but I cannot help but side-eye the fuck out of anyone who claims they really like Henry VIII…